Valentine's Day Special

[poindexter]

She's banging five students.

And the male assistant principal resigned last week, because he was sending sexual texts to the teacher who was banging five students.

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/crime/female-gym-teacher-accused-of-sex-acts-with-football-players-1072802.html

 

[LongTimeListener]

This is the thanks she gets for courageously fighting against the stereotype of female gym teachers?

 

[HanSenSE]

Was thinking the same thing, LTL ... but add it all up: Gym teacher, trainer, interested in STD education ... this one could be a Hall of Famer/Shamer!

 

[LongTimeListener]

Reading the entire story, two more thoughts struck me:

1) It includes one of my favorite grammar gaffes: "Shuler ... turned herself into authorities." Why would they let her become the authorities?

2) The assistant principal who resigned was making $88,000. For an assistant principal in a town of 20,000 people? That's the real crime.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

All that was missing in the first bit was "...at once" and it would be the greatest thread about this EVER!

 

[spnited]

There are all kinds of errors in that story:



Chief Assistant Prosecutor Bruce McGary said the allegations did not happen at a party.

Her bond was set at $50,000 and was ordered to stay away from the victims as well as any other students. On Friday night, she had not posted bond.

"Our staff is prepared to help our students during this situation, and know how it important it is to continue to build trust with our students and families,” said Principal Mindy McCarty-Stewart.

Bright said in this case, the district “acted swiftly, partnered with police immediately, and we are standing her today because of how seriously our high school principal took an anonymous tip.”

 

[spnited]

Reading the entire story, two more thoughts struck me:

1) It includes one of my favorite grammar gaffes: "Shuler ... turned herself into authorities." Why would they let her become the authorities?

2) The assistant principal who resigned was making $88,000. For an assistant principal in a town of 20,000 people? That's the real crime.

Where does it say the town has a population of 20,000? It says the school has more than 3,000 students. Some asst. principals by me make six fgures and none of the schools has 3,000 kids.

 

[LongTimeListener]

I looked up Mason on Teh Google and it said 20,000. Sounds like the school is countywide or something, though, so my bad. Still ... $88K for an assistant principal in Ohio seems excessive.

 

[Batman]

Five students AND an assistant principal? She must have a ***** like a paint mixer.

 

[dixiehack]

Thanks for helping me test out my phone's protective case Batman.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Five students AND an assistant principal? She must have a ***** like a paint mixer.

I was thinking more along the lines of chipped ham, but your description is better mental image-wise.

 

[imjustagirl]

I really should have followed that idea I had last year to become a teacher.

 

[mb]

We must PROTECT. THIS. HOUSE.

 

[old_tony]

The link no longer works. Probably because the site isn't equipped to handle traffic generated when Poin posts a link.

Edit: After two failed tries where it said the story didn't exist, the link now worked.

 

[Wenders]

Five students AND an assistant principal? She must have a ***** like a paint mixer.

Pepsi, meet laptop.

 

[slappy4428]

Five students AND an assistant principal? She must have a ***** like a paint mixer.

I was thinking more along the lines of chipped ham, but your description is better mental image-wise.

Sad, but accurate.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Schuler ... allegedly had sexual contact with the students on five different occasions between August and December,

So all five of them on five different occasions?

"C'mon ride the train, a-ride it. Woo woo!"

We must PROTECT. THIS. HOUSE.

I bet she wears Under Armour because the semen dries faster that way ...

 

[JRoyal]

Gross overreaction. This was obviously part of her curriculum.

In her Health Education Philosophy as part of her application to work at Mason, Schuler wrote that she wanted to teach students about major risk factors for teenagers including “sexual behaviors that result in disease, STDs, and unwanted pregnancies.”

Clearly, she was just demonstrating to each student the kind of behaviors to avoid, just a little more hands-on than usual.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Hate that I'm delighting in human torment here, I laughed really hard at this thread.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Schuler ... allegedly had sexual contact with the students on five different occasions between August and December,

So all five of them on five different occasions?

"C'mon ride the train, a-ride it. Woo woo!"

Running a train requires at least seven guys to have sex with one woman in succession. One guy climaxes, he leaves. Another guy enters the room and so on and so forth until the seventh guy — or the caboose — has his turn.

Here, she had sex with six guys on six different occasions. If those five football players and the assistant principal waited until the same day to have sex with her — and they brought the janitor along for some extra plunging — then that would be deemed a train.

Using what we know now, not so much.

If you're going to use a train reference, at least know what it is.

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