Valentine's Day Pat O'Brien Style

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Today is Valentine's Day and it is also Pat O'Brien's 61th birthday. These two things are great alone but like Reese's Cups - they would go great together. So here is a Valentine's day greeting for your sweetie Pat O'Brien style:

Dear (your sweetheart's name here)

I wanna f**king go crazy with you. ... You are so f**king hot, and I wanna eat you, and I want you to suck my c**k, and I want to f**k you. ... Let's do it, you are so f**king hot, leave me a voicemail. I'm going to the bathroom, leave me a voicemail. ... I told (insert name of hot friend here) that you were into her. ... I want to lick your p**sy and make you c** so much. ... I want you badly, I know you want me. ... I am so f**king into you. You have to pay attention to (insert name of hot friend here), but let's have fun. I wanna f**kin' eat you and f**k you and suck your t**s and watch you eat (insert name of hot friend here) and lick your *ss. I'm so f**ing into you, it's incredible. Uhm, check this message, and then just say to me, "Yes." ... I wanna f**kin' suck your p**sy, talk dirty to you, watch you and (insert name of hot friend here) eat each other, s**k my c**k, beat off on your face. Get another woman up, hire a hooker. Let's get crazy, get some coke.

Love and Kisses (sign your name here)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/227154

 

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Show us your t*ts!

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Show us your t*ts!

I want to go crazy with you.

 

[cranberry]

I guarantee this works better than a box of Russell Stover chocolates.

 

[JakeandElwood]

I guarantee this works better than a box of Russell Stover chocolates.

What about one of those Teddy Bears? I hear she'll think you spent forever planning it.

 

[Rough Mix]

I'm stuck in rehab with Pat O'Brien.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

 

[DanOregon]

wish they could fit all of that poetry on one of those little candy hearts.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I wonder if Smoove B is back from China after raising the silkworms, then having master sewers create the kimono he's going to give her to persuade her to break one off funky.

 

[cranberry]

I'm stuck in rehab with Pat O'Brien.

That was one of the greatest blogs of all time.

 

[slappy4428]

I'm stuck in rehab with Pat O'Brien.

Better than being stuck there with Jeff Dubay...

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

I don't care about you John Tesh wannabe's - I want to go crazy with you.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

I wonder if Smoove B is back from China after raising the silkworms, then having master sewers create the kimono he's going to give her to persuade her to break one off funky.

It should beat wearing either a seersucker suit or having to stop by the Fashion Bug ...