“The shadows came out of nowhere,” said Swiftie Eleanor Feist while the international pop star continued to play “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” from the stage. “They just surrounded him and ripped that kid into a million pieces. Part of his lungs got on my shoes. He just said ‘Watch this’ and lifted his phone, and all the shadows came alive and turned into dark hands that lifted him screaming into the air and flayed him alive. I didn’t have much time to think about it though because she was just about to get to the chorus and I had to sing it back as loud as humanly possible.”
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Bryan is getting clowned for his quote on reporters and their sports fandom but he’s on the money. I can see why he believes there’s no difference in a fan covering Swift and news anchors openly rooting for the local team.