U.S. loses headlines ...

[Gator]

Anyone?

 

[LongTimeListener]

Where did they go?

 

[DanOregon]

If it's Tuesday, It Must Be Belgium.

 

[Batman]

Red, White and bruised

 

[slappy4428]

Buffaloed

 

[HanSenSE]

Local country loses game, but tries really, really hard

 

[Colton]

Kicked in the Cup

 

[RecoveringJournalist]

Less than four weeks until training camp.

 

[MisterCreosote]

I don't know about the headline, but I've got the main art:

 

[RecoveringJournalist]

ORANGE SLICES FOR EVERYONE!!!

 

[Baron Scicluna]

2 Goals, No Cup

 

[RecoveringJournalist]

2 Goals, No Cup

We have a winner!

 

[spikechiquet]

Bounced from Brazil was ours.

 

[micropolitan guy]

Howard's End.

 

[Tommy Deas]

Not our gamer headline, but we ran a standalone phone in the local section of someone at a sports bar draped in a USA flag with a horrified expression on her face.

A news-side copy desker came up with this headline: Belgian awful

I thought it was pretty brilliant.

 

[Matt Stephens]

Local country loses game, but tries really, really hard