Top ten reasons you should get this scholarship

[Point of Order]

This might be fun. I got a SPAM today offering money for the best list. A complete application must include a short written response to the scholarship topic: "Create a Top Ten List of the top ten reasons you should get this scholarship."

I expect Tim Tebow references.

10. I'm too lazy to apply for scholarships that require an actual essay.

9. I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh,
some... people out there in out nation don't have maps, and, uh, i believe
that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere
like, such as and ... I believe that they should, our education over here in
the US should help the US, er, should help South Africa and should help the
Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up a future for
our children.

8. I lost a grand at the casino over the holidays.

 

[alleyallen]

7. I want my MTV.

6. Because I promise not to use my massive breasts as a way to get a job writing columns for S.I.

 

[OTD]

6. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

 

[slappy4428]

5. IF you don't give it to me, you have to give it to that guy over there and you don't want to do that

 

[GB-Hack]

4. If you don't give me the scholarship, I'll kill this dog.

 

[User 1019]

3.) If you don't give me this scholarship, I'll kill this kitten .... right here.

 

[slappy4428]

3.) If you don't give me this scholarship, I'll kill this kitten .... right here.

2.) If you give me the scholarship, I'll kill TBF so we never have the mental picture of him killing kittens. Ever.

 

[Guerrillascribe]

1.) You give me this scholarship, I'll get a good education and a good job and I won't have to pay a lot for that muffler.

 

[bigpern23]

Well, I guess that's that. Good work all.