today's Wimbledon headlines

[Doom and gloom]

Anyone use "Net Zero?" for the number of Americans left?

 

[DyePack]

May God help those who did.

 

[Doom and gloom]

Expand on that. I saw it today and thought, "damn, that was good."

 

[Doom and gloom]

There are those bosses who would say, "Don't get cheesy. Just say Americans out of Wimbledon for the first time in nearly a century." 66 point heads, two lines, two columns."

Hope to God you're not suggesting that.

 

[mitch cumstein]

I went with WIMBLE-DONE.

 

[sportymcgee]

I went with "Who cares? Tennis is a dead sport anyway"

 

[ServeItUp]

"Home for the holiday"

 

[HejiraHenry]

"Home for the holiday"

Heh.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

I had these specs, three lines, over one column.

U.S. field:
A whole
lot of love