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You're lucky Tony LaRussa didn't try to pull his team off the field after you shined a laser in the eyes of Lugo and Pujols. It's too bad the ushers didn't find you, confiscate your laser, then shine it in your eyes before banning you from baseball for life. Your home team was winning, why try that stunt now???
 
luftkopf83 said:
You're lucky Tony LaRussa didn't try to pull his team off the field after you shined a laser in the eyes of Lugo and Pujols. It's too bad the ushers didn't find you, confiscate your laser, then shine it in your eyes before banning you from baseball for life. Your home team was winning, why try that stunt now???

Banned for life?
 
Bubbler said:
luftkopf83 said:
You're lucky Tony LaRussa didn't try to pull his team off the field after you shined a laser in the eyes of Lugo and Pujols. It's too bad the ushers didn't find you, confiscate your laser, then shine it in your eyes before banning you from baseball for life. Your home team was winning, why try that stunt now???

Banned for life?

You're just unhappy it had no effect, you ball-dropping Brew Crew fanboi.
 
OnTheRiver said:
Bubbler said:
luftkopf83 said:
You're lucky Tony LaRussa didn't try to pull his team off the field after you shined a laser in the eyes of Lugo and Pujols. It's too bad the ushers didn't find you, confiscate your laser, then shine it in your eyes before banning you from baseball for life. Your home team was winning, why try that stunt now???

Banned for life?

You're just unhappy it had no effect, you ball-dropping Brew Crew fanboi.

If those assholes in Cincinnati hadn't been pointing a light in my eye, I would've caught that ball, dammit! Stupid ass Ohio River cities!

Since I'll bet you don't believe me, I got a pix of the light pointed at me. Top left to the middle ...

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Bubbler said:
OnTheRiver said:
Bubbler said:
luftkopf83 said:
You're lucky Tony LaRussa didn't try to pull his team off the field after you shined a laser in the eyes of Lugo and Pujols. It's too bad the ushers didn't find you, confiscate your laser, then shine it in your eyes before banning you from baseball for life. Your home team was winning, why try that stunt now???

Banned for life?

You're just unhappy it had no effect, you ball-dropping Brew Crew fanboi.

If those assholes in Cincinnati hadn't been pointing a light in my eye, I would've caught that ball, dammit! Stupid ass Ohio River cities!

Since I'll bet you don't believe me, I got a pix of the light pointed at me. Top left to the middle ...

53714983_640f3edc86.jpg

Those can be purchased at Wal-Mart.
 
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luftkopf83 said:
You're lucky Tony LaRussa didn't try to pull his team off the field after you shined a laser in the eyes of Lugo and Pujols. It's too bad the ushers didn't find you, confiscate your laser, then shine it in your eyes before banning you from baseball for life. Your home team was winning, why try that stunt now???

Once upon a time I was juggling a notebook and a 35mm camera/80-200mm lens combo on a high school football sideline and had the camera up to my eye when some punk aimed a laser pointer right into the lens from the stands. I hope whatever little ****er did that has to live in a refrigerator box under a bridge now.

Evil ****ing things that can be extremely dangerous in the wrong hands; of course, 95 percent of the time they <i>are</i> in the wrong hands. Whoever invented them should be sodomized with a cactus.
 
2muchcoffeeman said:
luftkopf83 said:
You're lucky Tony LaRussa didn't try to pull his team off the field after you shined a laser in the eyes of Lugo and Pujols. It's too bad the ushers didn't find you, confiscate your laser, then shine it in your eyes before banning you from baseball for life. Your home team was winning, why try that stunt now???

Once upon a time I was juggling a notebook and a 35mm camera/80-200mm lens combo on a high school football sideline and had the camera up to my eye when some punk aimed a laser pointer right into the lens from the stands. I hope whatever little ****er did that has to live in a refrigerator box under a bridge now.

Evil ****ing things that can be extremely dangerous in the wrong hands; of course, 95 percent of the time they <i>are</i> in the wrong hands. Whoever invented them should be sodomized with a cactus.

Solid.
 
OnTheRiver said:
We oughta start a baseball thread.

Good call. Then again, the subject may have been the best part of the post.

I've never seen that before. I thought it was stupid and potentially dangerous. Carry on.
 
One of my friends suffered permanent eye damage while flying at night and unaided (without night vision goggles) near DeFuniak Springs, Fla., not too long ago.

After the surgery, he'll no longer be a pilot and faces a medical discharge. Took him -- just like it took the rest of us -- more than four years to get where he was at that time.

What a ****ing shame.
 
Laser pointers you can buy at Walmart or Office Depot have that much distance, from a stadium seat to home plate or an airplane?
 
Sam Mills 51 said:
Bubbler said:
OnTheRiver said:
Bubbler said:
luftkopf83 said:
You're lucky Tony LaRussa didn't try to pull his team off the field after you shined a laser in the eyes of Lugo and Pujols. It's too bad the ushers didn't find you, confiscate your laser, then shine it in your eyes before banning you from baseball for life. Your home team was winning, why try that stunt now???

Banned for life?

You're just unhappy it had no effect, you ball-dropping Brew Crew fanboi.

If those assholes in Cincinnati hadn't been pointing a light in my eye, I would've caught that ball, dammit! Stupid ass Ohio River cities!

Since I'll bet you don't believe me, I got a pix of the light pointed at me. Top left to the middle ...

53714983_640f3edc86.jpg

Those can be purchased at Wal-Mart.

So can these...

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In the mid-90s, I got to work for the company that did the Padres' game-day programs one year. During the course of the year, I got to know the guy who did a lot of photography for the team and was under contract by our company to provide photos for the program. We weren't buddies, but I got to know him a little bit; he was a nice guy, solid photog and very professional in his demeanor.

A couple years after I left that job, I read in the paper where he was in the photo pit by the Padres' dugout shooting during a game with the Pirates. Suddenly, his eyes felt a burning sensation and his vision got temporarily blurry. It was found out that Jason Schmidt, who wasn't pitching that night and apparently wasn't interested in paying attention to the game, was using a laser pointer from the Pittsburgh dugout and shining it in the photog's eyes. A security guard was alerted, and he went over to tell Schmidt to stop it, which elicited a string of cursing from Schmidt toward the guard.

After that, let's just say I haven't had a lot of sympathy for the guy who's missed most of the last three seasons to injury and gets to read how he's one of the biggest free-agent busts in Dodgers history. Of course, he still gets to keep his money and he didn't get a line drive in the cojones during his return the other night, so I can't say karma has completely gotten him.
 
Here is some information on laser pointers and eye damage.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=can-a-pocket-laser-damage

http://www.pangolin.com/resguide09c.htm

The red pocket lasers you buy at Wal-Mart are supposedly safer, but obviously the magnifying effect of a long-distance camera lens will increase the effect.

The green lasers, especially the big ass ones, are much more dangerous — they're illegal in the U.S. They're powerful enough that commercial pilots have been temprarily blinded by them on takeoffs and approaches. These are certainly powerful enough to cause eye damage at 500 feet.

Shining a laser at an aircraft is a felony punishable by up to 20 years in prison under the Patriot Act.
 

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