TMZ uncovers Nicole Ritchie's Biolgogical Parents

[heyabbott]

 

[TwoGloves]

It amazes me that anyone cares about this skank. She has no talent. Her claim to fame is being the best friend of another no-talent bimbo. I just don't get it.

 

[cranberry]

The sea monkey ad made me nostalgic. I always wanted one of these...

 

[slappy4428]

The sea monkey ad made me nostalgic. I always wanted one of these...

Which looked like this...

 

[BYH]

Nicole to her real parents: "Hello? Is it me you're looking for?"

 

[RedSmithClone]

I Love me some Nicole!

 

[Mystery_Meat]

The sea monkey ad made me nostalgic. I always wanted one of these...

You want something that seats two kids with rockets that fire?

 

[Boomer7]

I Love me some Nicole!

So a pulse is your only prerequisite?

 

[Boomer7]

Seamen+Sea People=Seaciety.

 

[RedSmithClone]

I Love me some Nicole!

So a pulse is your only prerequisite?

Too funny. I can't help that I find her strangely attractive.

 

[Boomer7]

I Love me some Nicole!

So a pulse is your only prerequisite?

Too funny. I can't help that I find her strangely attractive.

Emphasis on "strangely."