This week's David Hasselhoff report

[2muchcoffeeman]

Kicked out of Wimbledon for being "steaming drunk" and hassling employees of the All-England.

Q: How much must you consume to be "steaming" drunk?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006300747,00.html

:D

 

[sportschick]

"I'm the Hoff." Classic. That's my new pickup line. :D

 

[The Big Ragu]

You beat me to it by a split second.

I may have to change my user name to "The Hoff."

 

[TwoGloves]

If my illustrious career saw me reduced to being a panelist on "America Has Talent," I'd be steaming drunk 24/7.

 

[Buck]

You're with the Hoff, Leather.

 

[BYH]

I hope they kicked him out before he sang Hooked On A Feeling.

David Hasselhoff: A real-life Citizen ****.

 

[Chi City 81]

First, the World Cup, now this? It's a bad, bad week for Deutschland.

 

[BYH]

You beat me to it by a split second.

I may have to change my user name to "The Hoff."

Or at least reference The Hoff in your sig pic.

 

[The Big Ragu]

I hope they kicked him out before he sang Hooked On A Feeling.

David Hasselhoff: A real-life Citizen ****.

Oh man. You just reminded me about the. best. video. ever.



First time I saw it, a few years ago, I couldn't stop watching. It was as if the Cult of Hoff had taken over my brain and I sat perfectly still for three days straight watching the video over and over again. Finally, a half dozen friends stormed my place and did an intervention with a guy named Sven who needed a quart of absinthe and a gallon of lighter fluid to successfully deprogram me.

 

[gingerbread]

I'm friends with a woman who used to be married to David Hasselhoff.
We're not close friends, but every once in awhile we end up at the same dinner table. There are times when I have to stop myself from asking very inappropriate questions.

 

[dreunc1542]

I hope they kicked him out before he sang Hooked On A Feeling.

David Hasselhoff: A real-life Citizen ****.

Oh man. You just reminded me about the. best. video. ever.



First time I saw it, a few years ago, I couldn't stop watching. It was as if the Cult of Hoff had taken over my brain and I sat perfectly still for three days straight watching the video over and over again. Finally, a half dozen friends stormed my place and did an intervention with a guy named Sven who needed a quart of absinthe and a gallon of lighter fluid to successfully deprogram me.

Thank you so much, I can die happy now. That was un-****ing-believably funny.

 

[BYH]

I'm friends with a woman who used to be married to David Hasselhoff.
We're not close friends, but every once in awhile we end up at the same dinner table. There are times when I have to stop myself from asking very inappropriate questions.

My no. 1 question: "Did he call it KITT?"

 

[gingerbread]

BYH,
I honestly don't know what that means. Enlighten me.

 

[BYH]

KITT was the name of the car he drove in Knight Rider.

I'm sorry, not only was it a tasteless comment but it also proved I watched Knight Rider. I bow my head in shame.

 

[gingerbread]

It is funny but I'm not sure she'd have a sense of humor about it.
She's now married to Michael Knight (another actor) and gets lots of grief about that.

 

[nebraska_rules]

Anyone know where Hasselhoff grew up? I have an uncle who swears he went to high school with him. I don't believe him.

 

[Buck]

Anyone know where Hasselhoff grew up? I have an uncle who swears he went to high school with him. I don't believe him.

The Hoff grew up on the lost continent of Mu.

 

[The Big Ragu]

KITT was the name of the car he drove in Knight Rider.

I'm sorry, not only was it a tasteless comment but it also proved I watched Knight Rider. I bow my head in shame.

No shame in that my friend. Think about how much better the world would be if each of us owned a Pontiac Trans Am that could talk, is impervious to attack and comes armed with a flamethrower.

 

[The Big Ragu]

It is funny but I'm not sure she'd have a sense of humor about it.
She's now married to Michael Knight (another actor) and gets lots of grief about that.

Um, Michael Knight was the name of Hasselhoff's character on Knight Rider. I'm worried about your friend. Very worried.

 

[sportschick]

It is funny but I'm not sure she'd have a sense of humor about it.
She's now married to Michael Knight (another actor) and gets lots of grief about that.

Um, Michael Knight was the name of Hasselhoff's character on Knight Rider. I'm worried about your friend. Very worried.

That was my first thought, and it made me giggle and the boys looked at me funny.