This story sucks

[Batman]

Michigan man pleads no contest to indecent exposure after he's arrested at a car wash. Pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner.
Two thoughts:
1) The opening on those things is like, slit-sized. How in the hell did he get it up there?
and 2) Those things are also pretty damn powerful. He's lucky he didn't get his junk ripped off.

http://www.mlive.com/saginaw/stories/index.ssf?/base/news-7/123566165991360.xml&coll=9

 

[dooley_womack1]

He didn't get the rim scrub? Fail!

 

[mustangj17]

Nothing like some good ole vacuum sex.

 

[mike311gd]

Nothing like some good ole vacuum sex.

Except Jacuzzi sex. Just you, the jacuzzi and your favorite blower. Pure bliss.

 

[schiezainc]

The guy who ****ed a picnic table just called this dude a looser.

 

[mustangj17]

The guy who ****ed a picnic table just called this dude a looser.

As he combed his man parts for splinters.

 

[forever_town]

Nothing like some good ole vacuum sex.

Except Jacuzzi sex. Just you, the jacuzzi and your favorite blower. Pure bliss.

You would know.