This Monkey Should Be Spanked

[Care Bear]

Hide your bananas, Tampa. There's a fugitive on the loose.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20001079-504083.html

 

[imjustagirl]

That's awesome. I'm joining that group!

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Nominee for thread title of the year.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

That's the monkey from the Night at the Museum movies.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Nominee for the title of every other thread here.

 

[Killick]

Awesome. Don't know why, but the constant signoff of "zoom-zoom!" on his fb page makes me laugh.

... and now I have Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey" stuck in my head. Hmm. Given the thread title, you'd think it would be the DeVinyl's "I Touch Myself" or "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors.

 

[murphyc]

That story makes the monkey sound like a cross between a real life King Kong and the Terminator. ;D

 

[Care Bear]

The Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay is now tweeting. And he swears.

"***** chased me with a banana today, she's lucky I didn't turn around and let her have it between the eyes, we all know what "it"is don't we"
10:15 PM Mar 8th via web

http://twitter.com/MysteryMonkeyTB

 

[YGBFKM]

Dylan weeps.

Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash/they stayed up all night sellin' cocaine and hash ...