This Kid Can Elevate..Now With Caption Contest!

[Fenian_Bastard]

In the sixth round of the 2009 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select...

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

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Who needs to spy when you can have total consciousness?

 

[Del_B_Vista]

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It's obvious to me right now that the Patriots just don't understand what the draft is all about. You look at the Lama, sure he's a big hitter, but just because he played at Tibet Ex-Pat U, that doesn't make him the best choice.[/melkiperjr]

 

[Bubbler]

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He will wear No. 48 for the four noble truths and the eightfold path.

Angelo Craig currently has the number for the Patriots, but the Dalai Lama has promised to lead him down an accelerated path to enlightenment as well as $20,000 cash and a Himalayan hooker to get his number.

 

[finishthehat]

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So for those keeping score at home: Dalai Lama, Patriots. Hugo Chavez, Georgia Bulldogs.


(I know it was a soccer hat.)

 

[zeke12]

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In the sixth round of the 2009 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select...

This really should have been a caption contest.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

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OK, it's now a caption contest.
Have at it.

 

[zeke12]

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AP photo/Syntax Destroyer
The Dalai Llama, left, of Tibet, assures an assembled throng that no one wants to hear television analysts break down the Tampa Two defense ever again. "Gunga, Gunga, Ga-lunga," the Llama might not have said.

 

[93Devil]

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AP photo/Syntax Destroyer
The Dalai Llama of Tibet, the third-round selection of the New England, greats media members Sunday outside the Dana-Farber Field House. The Patriots feel safe in their selection after trading down and not selecting Pope Benedict XVI in the second round. The Llama will complement the selection of Satan in 2000.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

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"I have found that the greatest degree of inner tranquility comes from the development of love, compassion and cornerbacks who can handle a press scheme out of a 3-4 base."

 

[joe king]

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Is there a photo to go with these captions?

 

[Trey Beamon]

"We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without cut-off hooded sweatshirts."

 

[I Digress]

The Dalai Lama, pictured here, dresses down a local journalist who asked why the well-known religious figure was wearing a red hat that clashed with his rich, burgundy robe.

 

[zeke12]

Welcome to Lama's, would you like to try a beef alternative?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

"Not only that, I will kick your ass in the next life, too."

 

[heyabbott]

In the sixth round of the 2009 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select...

Steve Grogan's not walking through that door.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

In the sixth round of the 2009 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select...

Steve Grogan's not floating through that door.

Fixed.

 

[Ace]

AP photo/Syntax Destroyer

"Welcome to Microsoft help, this is William. .... Uh, huh ... Did you try hitting CTRL-ALT-Delete? ... Yeah, I know. Frigging, Bob Gates. We never hear that." Hey, 10 bucks and hour is 10 bucks an hour.

 

[buckweaver]

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The Dalai Lama, rookie head coach of the New England Patriots, stops practice to scold a young offensive lineman who missed a blocking assignment. "Your soul may belong to Jesus," Lama said, "but your ass belongs to me. Gunga, gunga galunga."

 

[goalmouth]

Big hitter, the Lama.