This guy loves his ranch-style dressing

[Oggiedoggie]

http://www.onelocalnews.com/duntonsprings/stories/index.php?action=fullnews&id=114456

WHEATON, Ill. - A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school‘s cafeteria.

DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients.

Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection with the Dec. 6 incident. He admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculating into it, and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Where do freshmen and sophomores eat?

 

[funky_mountain]

Where do freshmen and sophomores eat?

in the lunch room next door, the one where the oregano containers are filled with super dry weed.

 

[slappy4428]

Promoting a low-carb lifestyle, no doubt.

nice

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Where do freshmen and sophomores eat?

in the lunch room next door, the one where the oregano containers are filled with super dry weed.

 

[Buck]

Why did the judge order him to perform the community service at an agency that works with AIDS patients?
Is semen-laced salad dressing the untold story behind the spread of AIDS?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Why did the judge order him to perform the community service at an agency that works with AIDS patients?
Is semen-laced salad dressing the untold story behind the spread of AIDS?

When he was out promoting "And The Band Played On," his history of the AIDS epidemic, the late Randy Shilts used to tell a story about a woman who called into a talk-show he was on who was worried about this very thing.

 

[Buck]

Obviously, that's a pretty heinous prank. The kid deserves to be prosectuted for a misdemeanor.
But the judge trying to teach him a lesson by drawing some link to AIDS is dumb. Just give him the community service time and let the sheriff's department place him wherever he's needed. You want to teach the kid a lesson? Have him out cutting grass and pulling weeds every weekend this summer at some park or cemetery that has no shade.
Also, why write a letter of apology to school officials? Shouldn't he apologize to the school's juniors and seniors?

 

[Oggiedoggie]

I think that the kid showed quite a bit of spunk.

 

[Platyrhynchos]

I think he's a sick little ****er.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

I think that the kid showed quite a bit of spunk.

Regardless of how you feel about corporal punishment, I think we can all agree that spanking isn't the answer in this case.

 

[Eagleboy]

I think that the kid showed quite a bit of spunk.

Well-played.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

I think he's a sick little ****er.

I'm not sure that's correct, technically.

I'd say he's more of a jerk.

 

[Platyrhynchos]

I think he's a sick little ****er.

I'm not sure that's correct, technically.

I'd say he's more of a jerk.

I'm wanting to work "gherkin" in here somewhere, but the possibilities are endless.

 

[Football_Bat]

I think that the kid showed quite a bit of spunk.

Cum on, dude!

 

[Mayfly]

I really hope no one gave him a hand afterwards or during

 

[Bubbler]

Now we know what's hidden in the Hidden Valley.

 

[Mayfly]

Now we know what's hidden in the Hidden Valley.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Teacher: Tommy, can you point to Hawaii?
Tommy: Yeah. *points to teacher's lettuce*

 

[Mystery_Meat]

And you REALLY don't want to know what he did to the balsamic vinaigrette.