This guy loves his ranch-style dressing

[Mayfly]

And you REALLY don't want to know what he did to the balsamic vinaigrette.

Makes me think twice about Nueman's Own too

 

[Big Game]

Cum on, he was just adding a little protein.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Cum on, he was just adding a little protein.

Ladies and gentlemen, the first cum d_b.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Unavailable for comment.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

If anyone got the dressing on the egg in their chef salad, how dramatically does that change the abortion debate?

 

[Oggiedoggie]

I'm sure that, years from now, he'll look back and reminisce about the salad days of his youth.

 

[TwoGloves]

I never ate from the salad bar in high school after I heard some idiot bragging about spitting in it.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

I never ate from the salad bar in high school after I heard some idiot bragging about spitting in it.

A salad bar in high school? That's just BEGGING for trouble.