They watch.

[DanielSimpsonDay]

 

[SixToe]

someone’s always watching and listening

walk down a city street or in a neighborhood, you’re on multiple cameras

drive somewhere, you’re on multiple cameras

type “sailboat panties for grandma” and you’ll get hit with ads for Playtex

type or speak a few key words and you’ll raise some eyebrows with alphabet agencies somewhere

my preferences are nacho cheese Doritos and sheer lingerie. bring on the ads!

 

[garrow]

I typed in "fringe pyramid theories" and now I have been signed to create a 10-part Netflix docuseries.

 

[User 1019]

type “sailboat panties for grandma” and you’ll get hit with ads for Playtex

I really want to know what sailboat panties are, but I ain't googling that.

 

[swingline]

Don’t worry. You’ll soon know.

(They watch.)

 

[justgladtobehere]

You type in 'snorting cocaine out of a dog's ass' and it follows you around forever.

 

[tea and ease]

Don't need no Google for that... I am Google

(Not really. I'm a happily married goober, but it's nice dream. Don't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat a home.)[/QUOTE

 

[Neutral Corner]

If the tailgate cables are the ones from the factory, probably worth it to install a fresh pair while you are at it.

They are, but I already put in a new tailgate latch. Not gonna fool with it till one gives up the ghost... but that's a good idea and I prolly ought to save myself the aggro and just handle it on my own timetable.

It's a good old truck.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

I think I’ve mentioned this here, but maybe 5 years ago on a text chain with my law school friends, one of the guys mentioned that he had bought Allen Edmonds shoes on a crazy discount. I knew vaguely that they were very expensive but I never did a web search for those shoes once. For the next few weeks, I was constantly bombarded with banner ads for that brand.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

You type in 'snorting cocaine out of a dog's ass' and it follows you around forever.

You snort cocaine out of a dog's ass once ....

 

[Slacker]

You snort cocaine out of a dog's ass once ....

“ARF ARF ARF!”
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[maumann]

Didn't Sailboat Panties For Grandma open for Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy at the Blink-182 Summer Tour?

 

[Slacker]

Didn't Sailboat Panties For Grandma open for Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy at the Blink-182 Summer Tour?

I have their "Live at Budokan" album, and believe me mister it gets pretty heavy rotation in my house to this day.

 

[Starman]

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Didn't Sailboat Panties For Grandma open for Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy at the Blink-182 Summer Tour?

Sailboat Panties For Grandma is Cody Jinks’ “other” band.

 

[SixToe]

The lead singer in Sailboat Panties for Grandma started in the duo Bloomers & Pantaloons but decided to launch a solo career before forming a new group.

 

[Driftwood]

Sailboat Panties for Grandma reminds me of when I ran the Knoxville marathon.
We hit one stretch, and there was a sign that said "Naked Cheerleaders 1 Mile Ahead" with cheerleader uniforms on it. The next sign at a half mile ahead had bras on it. The next one at a quarter mile had panties on it. You get to the point, and there were three or four grandmas with pompoms sitting in lawn chairs and a sign that said "Naked Cheerleads on Break. Be back in 5 mins."
You obviously knew it was a goof from the start, but it gave you something to laugh at while running 26.2 miles.