I'll tell you what, sir: I've written Festivus possibly 1,019 times since Thanksgiving, and every ****ing time I run spell check, I get a little tweaked. Don't believe in Festivus; that's fine, to each his/her own. But ****ing accept it as a correct spelling -- like it hasn't been a recognizable word for the last decade. I've added it to every dictionary in which I've written, but I shouldn't have to do that. What, you can give me alternate spellings on Chanukah (Hanukkah), but not one on Festivus?