The vet

[stan_solo]

SC scheduled a vet appointment for me today (on her birthday. dumb woman). I just know they're going to stick a cold glass thing up my butt and give me a shot.

Should I bite the vet before she has a chance to do anything to me?

 

[Flash]

My dog takes it like a tough guy. Man up, Solo.

 

[stan_solo]

Your dog is bigger than I am. I am a coddled little *****cat.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

I thought this was going to be a thread started by Wendell Davis...

 

[Mystery_Meat]

I just hope they're going to stick a cold glass thing up my butt and give me a shot.

 

[Flash]

Your dog is bigger than I am. I am a coddled little *****cat.

Shep says you're a *****.

 

[stan_solo]

Your dog is bigger than I am. I am a coddled little *****cat.

Shep says you're a *****.

Tell Shep I lied on Facebook. He's really an ugly doggie!!!!

 

[Flash]

Your dog is bigger than I am. I am a coddled little *****cat.

Shep says you're a *****.

Tell Shep I lied on Facebook. He's really an ugly doggie!!!!

OK but he was going to try to sniff your butt later.

 

[stan_solo]

Your dog is bigger than I am. I am a coddled little *****cat.

Shep says you're a *****.

Tell Shep I lied on Facebook. He's really an ugly doggie!!!!

OK but he was going to try to sniff your butt later.

That's nothing new. Dogs do nothing but sniff butts!

 

[Flash]

And pee on stuff.

 

[stan_solo]

Mom had my balls whacked before I figured out how to pee on stuff. It was rude.

 

[Flash]

Shep doesn't have any balls. But he still pees on everything. It's a territorial thing. Typical male, owns everything.

 

[stan_solo]

That's the natural way of things, you know. . . for males to own everything.

 

[Flash]

I've noticed. Is there a parallel here to human relationships, oh wise stan_solo?

 

[Ace]

Quit whining, Stan. Are you a man or are you a mouse?

 

[stan_solo]

I eat mouses. I am a CAT!

 

[Ace]

Oh, well, that's different. Carry on.

 

[EStreetJoe]

SC scheduled a vet appointment for me today (on her birthday. dumb woman). I just know they're going to stick a cold glass thing up my butt and give me a shot.

Should I bite the vet before she has a chance to do anything to me?

The assistant will be the one shoving the cold glass thing up your butt, so bite him/her, but let the vet check you out to make sure you're a healthy cat.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

 

[BYH]

Remember Stan: Mommy is taking you for shots because she hates you.