The Ted McGinley of celebrity couple shorthand

[dooley_womack1]

Stuff like Brangelina, Bennifer and Tomkat were somewhat tolerable in that at least the people who were part of those coining at least had some degree of achievement.

But now the shark has been jumped well and true with....Speidi.

Who the hell comprise this, you may ask. Why, none other than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

Again, who the hell comprise this? Hell, why not Scerin*?

*Scott Baio and Erin Moran.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

I have no idea who either of those people are.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Testify!

 

[slappy4428]

I have no idea who either of those people are.

Tell me and we'll both know.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I like the celebrity couple name generator on "The Soup."

 

[farmerjerome]

I hope Spencer and Heidi fall in a blender.

 

[Bubbler]

What are 21 and Boom? Twenty-Boom?

 

[imjustagirl]

Um it's been Speidi for like a year and a half.

 

[RickStain]

I don't know who either of those people are.

(edit to add, I posted that without reading further down and noticing that I was copying someone else word-for-word)

 

[dooley_womack1]

Um it's been Speidi for like a year and a half.

I'm proud to have been blissfully ignorant of that until now. And I think you just volunteered to let us in on whom these folks actually are.

And Bubs, I think it'd be Boomyone

 

[sportschick]

I don't know who they are, but I ****ing hate both of them. Hogging the covers of my celeb mags when it could be Angie. Trashy, ugly **** who put Chanel logos on her manicure.

 

[mustangj17]

Aren't they characters in the TV show the Hills?

 

[RickStain]

Aren't they characters in the TV show the Hills?

If that's correct, aren't you a little ashamed to know? Just a little?

 

[mustangj17]

Eh, I don't watch the show but my ex-girlfriend watched it all the time. And despite my best efforts, I couldn't always ignore her when she talked.

 

[OnTheRiver]

No idea on either one of them, either.

 

[imjustagirl]

Yes. They're on the Hills. Heidi used to be friends with Lauren Conrad, the main star. Then Heidi met Spencer (who may be the most vile person on earth) and **** got nasty between Heidi and Lauren. Heidi and Spencer are that couple you all know where the girl falls in "love" with the controlling psycho and you can SEE it ending horribly, but you can't get her to see it for the life of you.

Anyway, so they're COMPLETE publicity whores and set up "staged casual" photos.They call the paps, tell them they'll be at, say, the grocery store. Then you get shots like this:

Or they're going out for a row (wink wink)

Or they're going to DC.

Or they're going to Taco Bell in really dressy outfits.

This is what they do. They ***** themselves out to stay "famous" because they're both completely reprehensible people.





DISCLAIMER: I have never watched more than 2 minutes of the Hills. I know all this because of my obsession with celebrities and celebrity gossip and with the wonderful horridness that is US Weekly. :D

 

[Bubbler]

Um it's been Speidi for like a year and a half.

I'm proud to have been blissfully ignorant of that until now. And I think you just volunteered to let us in on whom these folks actually are.

And Bubs, I think it'd be Boomyone

How about B-21? Kind of like a bingo game, only not, because there is no B-21 piece. Fail.

 

[dreunc1542]

IJAG, I'm even more afraid of you now.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Wow, she looks like Jessica Simpson Not-As-Lite in the shopping-cart picture.

And how does it work for same-sex couples? For example, would it be Pellen or Elltia?

 

[imjustagirl]

It's not for EVERY couple, dools. Just the ones that combine into a really annoying term. Like TomKat.