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[BYH]

I'm going to spend the rest of the year wondering if there's anything more pathetic than hanging out BEHIND the red carpet at the Oscars.

I doubt I'll come up with something. Star****ing looosers.

 

[Write-brained]

An even dumber question than anything asked by Moron-y:

How do you always manage to look so beautiful?

Answer: Stylists, you ****ing moron. Thousands and thousands of dollars paid to stylists.

And surgery ... don't forget the surgery ...

 

[Tripp McNeely]

Why do we need Miley Cyrus at the Oscars? Isn't it past her bedtime?

That's what I wondered.

and I'll duck after I write this: I don't get the Jennifer Garner thing.

On Alias, she always looked great when she was in her spy costumes. But her "normal" look, her face can look a little "hard" or ... ummm ... man'ish?

 

[21]

And who is the schmuck kid from Ohio who won Oscar tickets, and wears jeans and a polo?? Are you kidding me? I hope they throw him out.

 

[spnited]

And who is the schmuck kid from Ohio who won Oscar tickets, and wears jeans and a polo?? Are you kidding me? I hope they throw him out.

You'd think his parents would have dressed him up a little better.

 

[BYH]

On Alias, she always looked great when she was in her spy costumes. But her "normal" look, her face can look a little "hard" or ... ummm ... man'ish?

That's exactly it. And those costumes always doubled or tripled her bust size.

She's cute, in that attainable ordinary way, but she's nowhere near a starlet.

Or maybe I don't like her b/c she's married to Ben Affleck.

 

[part-timer]

Busey on the red carpet made the evening. I think he will have at least two restraining orders on him by night's end.

 

[crusoes]

The kid is excited to see Miley Cyrus, which has just earned him a good beating when he gets home. And when Mom gets done with him....

 

[spnited]

On Alias, she always looked great when she was in her spy costumes. But her "normal" look, her face can look a little "hard" or ... ummm ... man'ish?

That's exactly it. And those costumes always doubled or tripled her bust size.

She's cute, in that attainable ordinary way, but she's nowhere near a starlet.

Or maybe I don't like her b/c she's married to Ben Affleck.

Jealous that she got Ben and you didn't?

 

[BYH]

On Alias, she always looked great when she was in her spy costumes. But her "normal" look, her face can look a little "hard" or ... ummm ... man'ish?

That's exactly it. And those costumes always doubled or tripled her bust size.

She's cute, in that attainable ordinary way, but she's nowhere near a starlet.

Or maybe I don't like her b/c she's married to Ben Affleck.

Jealous that she got Ben and you didn't?

I liked him in Chasing Amy. Sue me.

I mean kindly blow it out your ass!

 

[crusoes]

Jesus Budweiser Christ, this show is inane!

 

[Flash]

An even dumber question than anything asked by Moron-y:

How do you always manage to look so beautiful?

Answer: Stylists, you ****ing moron. Thousands and thousands of dollars paid to stylists.

And surgery ... don't forget the surgery ...

B-b-b-b-b-b-botox!

 

[Flash]

Busey on the red carpet made the evening. I think he will have at least two restraining orders on him by night's end.

Now there's a potential drinking game.

 

[21]

Regis looks like a Disney animatron.

 

[21]

Cool opening.

 

[Tripp McNeely]

Cool opening.

Yeah, that's one I'll rewind and watch again to see what things I missed on the first go-around. Good stuff.

 

[BYH]

"I know one way they coudl show respect to the writers: Invite them to the Vanity Fair Oscar party."

Awesome.

 

[TwoGloves]

Rene Zellweger is ugly!

I don't get the attraction to her.

 

[21]

Someone needs to tell Stewart's writers the strike is over, they can come back to work.

 

[Beaker]

Rene Zellweger is ugly!

I don't get the attraction to her.

Definitely agree, I'm not sure either.