The Perfect Line-up

[The Big Ragu]

See, you called me Mr. Ragu. I like that, even if it rhymes with Mr. Magoo. I don't get nearly enough respect like that around here.

 

[Songbird]

What about the perfect starting rotation. I ended up with only one lefty and four right-handers, but no lefty other than Santana is close to the top five.

1. Johan Santana
2. Chris Carpenter
3. Brandon Webb
4. Roy Oswalt
5. Carlos Zambrano (Dude's a workhorse; never been hurt, unlike Halladay and Oswalt.)

Tweaked the final spot.

Had Zambrano on my roto team for 2 years. He's a nutcase who's numbers never really stack up like they should.

 

[Matt Foley]

1.Willie Mays-Hayes, CF
2.Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez, U
3.Pedro Cerrano, RF
4.Steve Nebraska, U
5.Ray Kinsella, F
6.Ray Liotta, SJJ
7.Hamilton Porter, C
8.Susan Sarandon, G
9.Henry Rowengardner, P

 

[buckweaver]

1.Willie Mays-Hayes, CF
2.Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez, U
3.Pedro Cerrano, RF
4.Steve Nebraska, U
5.Ray Kinsella, F
6.Ray Liotta, SJJ
7.Hamilton Porter, C
8.Susan Sarandon, G
9.Henry Rowengardner, P

Brilliant!

 

[PhilaYank36]

1.Willie Mays-Hayes, CF
2.Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez, U
3.Pedro Cerrano, RF
4.Steve Nebraska, U
5.Ray Kinsella, F
6.Ray Liotta, SJJ
7.Hamilton Porter, C
8.Susan Sarandon, G
9.Henry Rowengardner, P

Uh, a few things. There actually is a Ray Liotta in the White Sox system. And where the **** is Nuke LaLoosh or Rick Vaughn? What a travesty!

 

[Matt Foley]

1.Willie Mays-Hayes, CF
2.Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez, U
3.Pedro Cerrano, RF
4.Steve Nebraska, U
5.Ray Kinsella, F
6.Ray Liotta, SJJ
7.Hamilton Porter, C
8.Susan Sarandon, G
9.Henry Rowengardner, P

Uh, a few things. There actually is a Ray Liotta in the White Sox system. And where the **** is Nuke LaLoosh or Rick Vaughn? What a travesty!

As far as Nuke goes, I just completely spaced that one out and I apologize to all of minor league baseball, but for Vaugh, well, I already had two of the AL champion cleveland indians, and its just too hard to pass up on a kid whose tendons have healed a little tight

 

[PhilaYank36]

Seriously, Rookie of the Year is THE WORST BASEBALL MOVIE EVER! I had to watch/listen to that twice a day it seemed when I worked for this indoor baseball complex during HS and college. I wanted to put my head in an oven with a Bic.