"The Paper" Alert

[MertWindu]

Now playing on HBO Signature, for those of you who spend too much money on cable movie stations. This also, of course, means it will be on HBO Signature West at 4 p.m.

 

[Ellis Redding]

Those are union drivers waiting out there, Mister.

 

[MertWindu]

There are these big columns in the middle of the newsroom at my shop, and when the press starts running downstairs, you can put your hand or head up to them and tell. Makes me feel like Michael Keaton every time.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

You can't do it and not say it.

 

[Ellis Redding]

STOP THE PRESSES!

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

There is actual butter coming out of this thread.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

I'm not sure if that's allowed. I'll have to ask Webby.

 

[zeke12]

What's up Webby's ass?

 

[Ellis Redding]

What's up Webby's ass?

Bagel.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Beat me to it.

 

[zeke12]

The doctors found nicotine in johnny's urine again.

 

[Ellis Redding]

The doctors found nicotine in johnny's urine again.

Then tell him to keep his **** out of my ashtray.

 

[zeke12]

Why don't you just guzzle battery acid, Ellis?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I've taken up a collection and you can never ask anybody ever again.

 

[Ellis Redding]

Why don't you just guzzle battery acid, Ellis?

No caffeine.

 

[zeke12]

Fenian, do you have another word for...

 

[Armchair_QB]

You are so ****ing fired

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Fenian, do you have another word for...

****, I have another word for all of them.

 

[zeke12]

The bullet came out of the wall.

 

[shockey]

i haven't seen it in a while. i'll be watching at 4 on hbo sig west. thanks for the heads up! 8)