The new Facebook sucks, Vol. LXV

[BYH]

Anyone else finding it impossible to view your friends list? Every time I click on friends, I get taken to a page that reads "We'd like to help you find your friends" and includes a billion friend suggestions, a search window asking me to search for other friends from high school, college and from my AIM account as well as an offer to find friends whom I email.

Err, no thanks Facebook, I don't really want to give you access to my Yahoo account. All I want to do is read my friends' status updates and waste more time at your ******* site. Did you have to go and make what was so nice and easy so ****ing difficult? Christ. Anyone got an idea how to get off that page and get back to just reading my friends list like I did a night ago?

 

[pallister]

I don't have any friends.

 

[BYH]

That's impossible. I know I read a status update from you in, umm, October?

 

[apeman33]

What I don't like is not seeing my own status until I click my profile page link. I'm away from Facebook enough that I forget what my status is.

 

[StormSurge]

Click the little tab on the left that says "All Friends".

 

[BYH]

Click the little tab on the left that says "All Friends".

I did. All that does is list everybody alphabetically by first name (one of our fellow '91 grads is listed first, I bet you can figure out who he is!) w/o status update.

 

[dooley_womack1]

What I don't like is not seeing my own status until I click my profile page link. I'm away from Facebook enough that I forget what my status is.

Apeman is not sure what his status is.


Just go with that

 

[apeman33]

What I don't like is not seeing my own status until I click my profile page link. I'm away from Facebook enough that I forget what my status is.

Apeman is not sure what his status is.


Just go with that

Clever... I might just go with that. =oD

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Why are you so full of hate these days?

Now, if I could only figure out how to see my ****ing groups.

 

[BYH]

You are still one of 33,201,201 members of the group "Erik Bedard is a big fat panty waste."

 

[ArnoldBabar]

I started that group. And I spelled "pantywaist" right, too.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

BYH: Everybody defriended you. That's why you can't see anybody. Sorry to be the one to let you know.

 

[dooley_womack1]

You are still one of 33,201,201 members of the group "Erik Bedard is a big fat panty waste."

It would be indeed a waste of a pair of panties, so not so incorrect.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

BYH: Everybody defriended you. That's why you can't see anybody. Sorry to be the one to let you know.

Nicely played.

 

[BYH]

Oh.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

:D

Seriously ... you don't have like 50 million people listed on your FB home page making stupid comments and taking random Facebook surveys to figure out what dog breed they are?

 

[dargan]

:D

Seriously ... you don't have like 50 million people listed on your FB home page making stupid comments and taking random Facebook surveys to figure out what dog breed they are?

Hey, I haven't seen that one ...

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Oh.

Yeah. Sorry.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Yeah, Ky is now down to 9,236 friends.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

:D

Seriously ... you don't have like 50 million people listed on your FB home page making stupid comments and taking random Facebook surveys to figure out what dog breed they are?

2muchcoffeeman took the quiz "What kind of radial tire are you?" and the result was steel belted