The most horrible news in the world

[sportschick]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/20/nbean120.xml

I am in mourning.

 

[BYH]

Yeah but this is his fourth marriage. So he should be back in play by June.

 

[Tom Petty]

the bride looks a lot like a hairless butt with a nose.

 

[sportschick]

the bride looks a lot like a hairless butt with a nose.

I know! I am at least slightly more attractive than she is. He doesn't know what he's missing.

She has to have pictures of him with the family dog or something.

 

[Tom Petty]

the bride looks a lot like a hairless butt with a nose.

I know! I am at least slightly more attractive than she is. He doesn't know what he's missing.

She has to have pictures of him with the family dog or something.

A. does that mean you're going to post a pic to prove your point?

B. and agreed.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

And here I thought SC was mourning that Manolos would neither be made in her size nor with heels. :P :D

 

[Flash]

Ssssh. Why kick a girl when she's down?


SC, you're No. 5. I know it.

 

[GB-Hack]

Hey, you're going to get to meet a ruggedly good-looking Englishman soon enough. What does he have that I don't?

 

[sportschick]

Hey, you're going to get to meet a ruggedly good-looking Englishman soon enough. What does he have that I don't?

Swordfighting skills

Plus you've never been a Bond villain!

 

[GB-Hack]

Hey, I can handle a sword. But no Bond acting credits.

 

[BYH]

I'll take swords for $100, Alex.

 

[GB-Hack]

I'll take swords for $100, Alex.

I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $200, Alex.

 

[sportschick]

I'll take swords for $100, Alex.

I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $200, Alex.

Eeewww.

I may need to fall off my Lenten wagon for this. I am simply devestated.

 

[GB-Hack]

Ah, it's not that bad. As BYH noted, he's going to be in Liz Taylor territory when it's all said and done.

 

[sportschick]

Ah, it's not that bad. As BYH noted, he's going to be in Liz Taylor territory when it's all said and done.

With my luck when he goes looking for wives No. 5 and 6, I'll be married. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

 

[BYH]

Ah, it's not that bad. As BYH noted, he's going to be in Liz Taylor territory when it's all said and done.

With my luck when he goes looking for wives No. 5 and 6, I'll be married. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

So get divorced! The hubby you meet here at SJ will understand You guys will have something in common!

 

[KG]

Isn't he a little old for your taste SC?

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Hold it! Did someone say Sean Bean and Liz Taylor were hooking up? Ewww again

 

[Oggiedoggie]

the bride looks a lot like a hairless butt with a nose.

I know! I am at least slightly more attractive than she is. He doesn't know what he's missing.

She has to have pictures of him with the family dog or something.

Wait a minute!

http://www.ksn.com/news/local/15807462.html

Well, no. He looks nothing like Bean.

 

[Football_Bat]

Hey, you're going to get to meet a ruggedly good-looking Englishman soon enough. What does he have that I don't?

Swordfighting skills

Plus you've never been a Bond villain!

What about nunchuck skills?