The FOTF tribute thread

[Football_Bat]

Sirs, Madames,

Thought I would dedicate a thread to one of the better members on this board, friendofthefriendless (formerly known as halfmiler). A reminder every time he posts that civility and wittiness do not recognize the 49th parallel. Wingnuts, trolls, and Chuck Norris alike bow down before this paragon of the provinces.

Plus, his writing does not suck. A refreshing experience when visiting the four-letter network.

YHS, etc.

 

[dooley_womack1]

You owe him money or something?

 

[Football_Bat]

Re: The FOAF tribute thread

No, but I've failed already. (see thread title)

 

[dooley_womack1]

Re: The FOAF tribute thread

And epically. I mean, it's all so random. Is it his birthday or something?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Re: The FOAF tribute thread

And he's friendofthefriendless

 

[Football_Bat]

Double failure, but failure that can be and has been fixed.

 

[The Good Doctor]

He's OK. Way better than that douchestick halfmiler.

 

[OTD]

He's OK. Way better than that douchestick halfmiler.

I always wondered why you never saw them in the same room at the same time . . .

 

[azom]

FOTFC was awesome. I always made sure to grab the hidden pizza behind the barrels in the first level...

 

[The Big Ragu]

Friend of the Friendless is no friend of mine.

 

[friend of the friendless]

Sirs, Madames,

I don't know what you've heard but I'm not even sick.

All I need is Red Buttons: Never got a dinner.

(This is like an out-of-body experience. I'm going in for surgery on Wednesday. This will be easily converted into a memorial thread. All my best work and you won't even need a second page.)

o-<

 

[AMacIsaac]

Friend,
Uh huh.
AMac

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

He's OK. Way better than that douchestick halfmiler.

Douche stick?

 

[OTD]

He's OK. Way better than that douchestick halfmiler.

Douche stick?

I think in Canadian it's spelled "douchue sticque"

 

[Huggy]

I only saw him last night.

 

[Birdscribe]

OK, I can't be the only one to get the bejesus scared out of me when I saw this thread title.

Hey FB. How about a "Not RIP" message or something here...

 

[friend of the friendless]

Sirs, Madames,

I had the beejesus scared out of me when I saw it ... even took my pulse. Inconclusive.

That would be the nicest thing anybody said about me today: Not RIP.

o-<

 

[GB-Hack]

Ah, but do you feel happy?

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Is this related to that great thing that Zeke did that we all congratulated him for?

 

[zeke12]

Is this related to that great thing that Zeke did that we all congratulated him for?

No.