The Dumbass Collection

[Fenian_Bastard]

And you thought SMU had trouble with the NCAA.

http://insidehighered.com/news/2008/02/25/smu

 

[Ben_Hecht]

And you thought SMU had trouble with the NCAA.

http://insidehighered.com/news/2008/02/25/smu

Thing should be situated at a federal lockup.

 

[Ace]

The problem with the George W. Bush library is that it has only the one book he has completed -- My Pet Goat.

 

[imjustagirl]

I thought this was going to be the running Democrats thread.

 

[Beaker]

The problem with the George W. Bush library is that it has only the one book he has completed -- My Pet Goat.

He's moved on to Dr. Seuss--but that's a big challenge for him.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

You can't spell "schmuck" without SMU, but not right in a row.

 

[Football_Bat]

My Pet Goat will be the only book available for checkout because everything else will be either redacted or outright shredded.

 

[93Devil]

Front and center should be the children's book he kept reading while airplanes were slamming into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon.

 

[GB-Hack]

Talking of dumbasses.

 

[Ace]

Seriously, so the library will have an "institute to sponsor research and programs designed to promote the vision of the president."

So what vision would that be?

The George W. Bush institute for the wrecking of foreign affairs.

The George W. Bush school of hiring incompetent toadies.

The George W. Bush school of never making a misteak.

The George W. Bush school of puppetry (**** Cheney provost)

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Seriously, so the library will have an "institute to sponsor research and programs designed to promote the vision of the president."

So what vision would that be?

The George W. Bush institute for the wrecking of foreign affairs.

The George W. Bush school of hiring incompetent toadies.

The George W. Bush school of never making a misteak.

The George W. Bush school of puppetry (**** Cheney provost)

The George W. Bush Newseum, dedicated to people who don't read newspapers.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

He's leaving office with a 19 percent approval rating.
He's gonna need a PR operation.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Seriously, so the library will have an "institute to sponsor research and programs designed to promote the vision of the president."

So what vision would that be?

The George W. Bush institute for the wrecking of foreign affairs.

The George W. Bush school of hiring incompetent toadies.

The George W. Bush school of never making a misteak.

The George W. Bush school of puppetry (**** Cheney provost)

The George W. Bush Newseum, dedicated to people who don't read newspapers.

The George W. Bush economic think tank on how to completely destroy a national economy in under a decade.


If they are looking for a motto, perhaps they should with:

The George W Bush Presidential Library

A fun time for the whole nu-ku-lar family.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Seriously, so the library will have an "institute to sponsor research and programs designed to promote the vision of the president."

That's a remarkable quote.

Only a private, boutique school (not necessarily SMU) could look to get away with that utter horse****.

Take the money, swallow the bilge.

I'm not surprised many faculty members are apoplectic. Looks like most of the Boss Hoggs have already signed on for this fool's journey.

 

[zebracoy]

SMU: The George W. Bush Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

 

[93Devil]

He's leaving office with a 19 percent approval rating.
He's gonna need a PR operation.

He has not left yet. That 19 might look pretty good in a couple months.

 

[imjustagirl]

Front and center should be the children's book he kept reading while airplanes were slamming into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon.

I know someone else pointed out your dumbassery earlier...but seriously. Did you even READ this thread?

 

[Ace]

Still, the library may be popular.

The kids will enjoy the coloring books and the parents get a permanent rebate on their admission.

 

[Double Down]

I hope they don't serve pretzels. Those things are dangerous.

 

[93Devil]

Front and center should be the children's book he kept reading while airplanes were slamming into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon.

I know someone else pointed out your dumbassery earlier...but seriously. Did you even READ this thread?

Yes, but I am not enough of a politico to know off the top of my head the title of the book Bush was reading. I do know that he was reading a children's book for an extended period of time to a class in Florida after he was told of the attacks.

Lo siento.