The British Adventures of The Hoff, Part the Second

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David Hasselhoff was barred from boarding a flight to Los Angeles because he showed up too drunk at London's Heathrow airport, according to reports.

The actor/singer had his travel plans postponed by two hours Wednesday after airport officials declared him unfit to fly.

Witnesses tell British newspaper The Sun the 54-year-old, who claims to have beaten his battle with booze, was clearly inebriated and his behavior startled them.

One source, who saw the actor pick up the boss of the airport's duty free shop, said, "He seemed merry. He's a huge fella and the manageress is tiny. He picked her up then put her down."

A British Airways spokesman confirmed, "A male passenger was denied boarding on the BA279 Heathrow to Los Angeles service because he was deemed unfit for travel. He was assessed later and passed fit to fly on BA283."

Hasselhoff's publicist, Judy Katz, has blasted the story as "totally untrue."

She says, "Due to a new medication prescribed by his doctor in London on Tuesday for an infection in his injured hand, Mr. Hasselhoff became ill at Heathrow Airport yesterday and requested to be put on a later flight to Los Angeles.

"They gave him some strong antibiotics and he got sick at the airport. He couldn't get on the plane. It was his choice.

"He left London on a 12 noon British Airways flight and will be appearing on 'America's Got Talent' later today."

The hand injury Katz is referring to stems from a shaving accident Hasselhoff had last month, when he cut himself in his hotel bathroom.

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But I'm The Hoff!

(No, antibiotics don't make you drunk. Shouldn't, anyway.)
 
Just in case someone hasn't seen this:



Courtesy of The Big Ragu, I believe.
 
I don't get it. Why didn't he just put on his fur jumpsuit hop on his magic carpet and fly himself to Los Angeles?
 
EmbitteredNeuticles said:
Overrated said:
Just in case someone hasn't seen this:



Courtesy of The Big Ragu, I believe.


Funniest. Thing. Ever.


Even after all this time, it's still the most mesmerizing thing in my life. I used to be angry, but now I'm thankful.

EDIT: I think we're all asking ourselves that, Ragu.
 
Overrated said:
Even after all this time, it's still the most mesmerizing thing in my life. I used to be angry, but now I'm thankful.

How could you be angry at The Hoff? Look at the joy he's given us!!

OOOGA CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA!!!
 
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EmbitteredNeuticles said:
Overrated said:
Even after all this time, it's still the most mesmerizing thing in my life. I used to be angry, but now I'm thankful.

How could you be angry at The Hoff? Look at the joy he's given us!!

OOOGA CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA!!!

That's what I'm getting at. Not counting his buddies in the video, what do you think his relationship with black people is like? I have to think it's tenuous at best.
 
Overrated said:
Just in case someone hasn't seen this:



Courtesy of The Big Ragu, I believe.


Today's burning question: Was that a Casio keyboard or a backup band?

Fenian_Bastard said:
How drunk do you have to be to get 86'd at Heathrow?

Given some of the people I've seen get on planes while clearly intoxillated, I'd say somewhere between 10 and 14 sheets to the wind.
 
Fenian_Bastard said:
How drunk do you have to be to get 86'd at Heathrow?

Drunk enough to sling the petite female manager of the duty free shop over your shoulder and parade her around the terminal shouting, "Make way for the Hoff." Oh the visuals.
 
2muchcoffeeman said:
Overrated said:
Just in case someone hasn't seen this:



Courtesy of The Big Ragu, I believe.


Today's burning question: Was that a Casio keyboard or a backup band?


I just watched the video a few more times and it's pretty conclusive a Casio SA-75 is used.
 
Overrated said:
2muchcoffeeman said:
Overrated said:
Just in case someone hasn't seen this:



Courtesy of The Big Ragu, I believe.


Today's burning question: Was that a Casio keyboard or a backup band?


I just watched the video a few more times and it's pretty conclusive a Casio SA-75 is used.


Ladies and gentlemen, Overrated has been sent back to his corner for a low blow. :D
 
Overrated said:
EmbitteredNeuticles said:
Overrated said:
Even after all this time, it's still the most mesmerizing thing in my life. I used to be angry, but now I'm thankful.

How could you be angry at The Hoff? Look at the joy he's given us!!

OOOGA CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA!!!

That's what I'm getting at. Not counting his buddies in the video, what do you think his relationship with black people is like? I have to think it's tenuous at best.

Hey, pipe down. Some of his friends are black.
 
Thread-jack: How come the picture under my name only shows up once in a while. Can you guys always see it?
 
I've got your sig a few months from now, BYH:

The%20Hoff%20Cover.jpg


There's even a little something for Dyepack:

Wedding%20Hoffers.jpg
 
The Big Ragu said:
Holy ****. Type "The Hoff" into Google and you get a cornucopia of crap.

Just a few:
http://www.thehoff.org/

http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/

http://www.knight-foundation.com/

http://thehoff.com.au/index.php

http://www.waxhoff.com/

And the official site of the Hoff, which I can't wait to explore in detail:

http://www.davidhasselhoff.com/splash.html

Each day, a new person emerges on this site as my hero. Today, it's you, Ragu. His official site is nothing short of amazing.

I stole this excerpt from his blog:

News message from David:

Hi everyone,
It's been a while since my last message and I'm sorry for that. Just to give you a few updates, I will be attending the Premiere of Click this Wednesday, June 14th. Making it with Adam Sandler was a fun time and I hope you all get out to see it. It opens wide in the U.S. on June 23rd.
I have been busy taping a new game show for NBC titled "America's Got Talent." Regis Philbin is the host and I am one of the 3 judges. It premieres here on June 21st.
Watch it, it will make you laugh. Unfortunately I will be unable to appear in the New Wimbledon Theatre's Christmas Pantomine Production of "Peter Pan" due to conflicting dates with a TV commitment here in the states. I know many of you were looking forward to a trip to London to see me and I'm sorry to disappoint you. Let's see what awaits around the corner.

Love to you all and keep smilin'. David



I would've spent the money I plan on giving the guy who ***** slaps Berman to see this.

EDIT: It's now been more than a month since his last update, but now that I know about his site, I'll be checking everyday for a new message. I hate myself.
 
This always cracks me up. From the IMDB trivia page about Knight Rider:

According to Brandon Tartikoff, the head of programming at NBC during the 1980s, the inspiration for the series came about when NBC executives started complaining about the problems of casting handsome leading men in TV series, because many of them couldn't act. Tartikoff and his assistant came up with a concept for a TV show called, "The Man of Six Words". Each show would begin with the leading man getting out of a woman's bed and saying, "Thank you." Occasionally, throughout the show, the leading man would say, "Okay," when receiving orders from his boss. Then he would chase down some villains and say "Freeze!" Finally, when the people he had saved from death would thank him, he would say, "You're welcome." For the rest of the show, the car would do all the talking. Although Tartikoff had meant the pitch to be a joke, the NBC executives liked the idea of a TV show about a man with a talking car, and approved it for development.
 

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