The Apology Thread

[dooley_womack1]

Based on Trey's post (well, not so much the post, but the avatar), I won't apologize for visiting this thread

 

[Mystery_Meat]

When I see Trey's sidesig, I keep thinking it's saying LET'S GO PENIS. There's pills for that, y'know.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'm sorry no one is here to share this beer with me while i chill in the sun on the patio.

I'll bet Dooley is sorrier...

Apologize.

 

[HejiraHenry]

Dear America,

I'm sorry I did not vote nine million times on election day. I'll try to do better in 2012, assuming we're still having elections at that point.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Dear Hejira,

We apologize for just not being mavericky enough.

America.

 

[Buck]

 

[HejiraHenry]

Dear Hejira,

We apologize for just not being mavericky enough.

America.

All in due course.

 

[waterytart]

Dear SportsJournalists.com,

I'm not sorry for posting this link: .

Or .

-2mcm-

 

[GB-Hack]

You know what?

All o' ya'll can go fornicate yourselves.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

I'm sorry to anyone who's ever been grossed out by my nose hair or ear hair. I try to keep it trimmed, but apparently, I'm part tribble. If it's driving you nuts just take out some scissors and do what you need to do.

I'm sorry you haven't already discovered this at your local Grandé*Mart.

 

[imjustagirl]

I'm sorry to everyone I've ever wronged. If karma is real, it's biting me in the ass. So I apologize in hopes it might get me back on the right side of the ledger.
IJAG

 

[farmerjerome]

I'm sorry for my big, fat mouth.

I am not sorry that our friend George is spending his last years watching his beloved Yankees slip farther away from any type of championship.

 

[Trey Beamon]

When I see Trey's sidesig, I keep thinking it's saying LET'S GO PENIS. There's pills for that, y'know.

Get your eyes checked, Meat.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Lord, I apologize.

Sincerely,
Larry The Cable Guy

 

[dooley_womack1]

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/69748/

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

I am dorry.

[/CrackheadBob]

 

[Ace]

You know what?

All o' ya'll can go fornicate yourselves.

I am sorry for GB's potty mouth.

 

[Write-brained]

I'm sorry every time I get caught.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

Dear guy at the gym with back hair that can be seen through your shirt,

You seem like a very nice guy. I'm sorry that I'm so grossed out by your back hair.

SC

You're killing me. I haven't been to a gym in two years.
Let it go.

 

[txsportsscribe]

dear mr. cartwright,

i'm sorry none of us measure up.

tss