The Apology Thread

[DanOregon]

To Miss California,
I'm sorry I've made fun of you. I respect your views on marriage, I just think it's funny the way you have capitalized on your loss in a beauty pageant to cast yourself as a victim of political correctness and a staunch defender of the 1st Amendment.

Sincerely, DO

To Kid who got bumped by Big Baby,
I'm sorry you got bumped by Big Baby after the Celtics won the game, but I really don't think you should be upset. When I was a kid, my dad never scored seats within throwing distance of the court. Maybe Big Baby can give you his nickname?
Sincerely, DO

To Rush Limbaugh,
I'm sorry about the unkind things Wanda Sykes said about you. You Rush, have never said an unkind word about anyone and have given millions to charity and ex-wives over the years. You deserve better.
Sincerely, DO

 

[pallister]

I'm sorry I opened this thread.

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

To DanOregon:

I'm sorry . . . this reads more like "The Be An A-hole Thread."

 

[Ace]

To Pallister,

I'm sorry that surgeons apparently have not been able to extract that corn cob.

Ace

 

[pallister]

Hey, you like 9/11 jokes. No accounting for sense of humor.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

I'm sorry that I was kind of hungry for corn.

 

[pallister]

That was funny.

 

[Ace]

Hey, you like 9/11 jokes. No accounting for sense of humor.

I might. Haven't heard a funny one yet, though.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Dear SportsJournalists.com,

I'm not sorry for posting this link: .

Or .

-2mcm-

 

[andyouare?]

To Miss California,
I'm sorry I've made fun of you. I respect your views on marriage, I just think it's funny the way you have capitalized on your loss in a beauty pageant to cast yourself as a victim of political correctness and a staunch defender of the 1st Amendment.

Hey, don't sweat it.

"I believe no one should be silenced if they are speaking from their heart. I am a model. I am a Christian," she said, adding that she forgave everyone who had attacked her for her anti-gay marriage opinions.

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE54A66220090512

 

[DanOregon]

I'm sorry to those who don't like this thread. Seems like everyone is asking for apologies these days.

 

[Ace]

I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

 

[BYH]

I'm sorry to those who don't like this thread. Seems like everyone is asking for apologies these days.

Mmmmm that's good irony.

 

[KG]

I'm sorry no one is here to share this beer with me while i chill in the sun on the patio.

 

[slappy4428]

I'm sorry no one is here to share this beer with me while i chill in the sun on the patio.

I'll bet Dooley is sorrier...

 

[writing irish]

I'm sorry to anyone who's ever been grossed out by my nose hair or ear hair. I try to keep it trimmed, but apparently, I'm part tribble. If it's driving you nuts just take out some scissors and do what you need to do.

 

[Trey Beamon]

God,

I'm sorry for farting in church.

 

[BRoth]

Sorry God kittens.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

I'm sorry.

 

[sportschick]

Dear guy at the gym with back hair that can be seen through your shirt,

You seem like a very nice guy. I'm sorry that I'm so grossed out by your back hair.

SC