Ted Haggard Really Does Go To Hell

[Fenian_Bastard]

Just Be Gay, big guy. It's so much easier than this.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/11/08/AR2006110801703.html
And, may I just say something concerning the fact that the phrase "laying on of hands" appears in the first sentence of this story?
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

 

[The Big Ragu]

Is it just me, or did that read like something you'd see in The Onion?

I actually laughed out loud at this graf:

"Those who fail "end up selling cars or shoes or something, and being miserable and angry the rest of their lives," London said."

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Yeah, what the hell's wrong with selling cars?

 

[Point of Order]

Once you've had monthly sex and meth a massage from a gay meth addict, there's no turning back.

 

[spnited]

Anybody want to run a background check the the 50 or so "godly men" who will oversee the "restoration."
That should produce some fun stuff.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Big Gay Al needs to help this guy.

 

[Pringle]

These people are some of the most dispicable human beings on the planet.

 

[Double Down]

James Dobson can't run away from this horse**** fast enough, can he?