Teacher disciplines penis, not students

[Care Bear]

A Schaumburg, IL algebra teacher has been spanking his sperm stick DURING class. For ten years.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-schaumburg-christian-school-20111116,0,1832859.story


When I first saw the story, I thought my favorite teacher was at it again:

Utter disappointment.

 

[Bob Cook]

And the teacher is 75! Maybe he's checking to see if it still works.

 

[YGBFKM]

Hey, teacher, leave that **** alone!

Wrong, do it again!

If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat!

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Onward Christian soldiers masterbaters.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Hey, teacher, leave that **** alone!

Wrong, do it again!

If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat!

That is today's winner. Nice.