"Take a good look at me nooooow. Well, there's just an empty safe."

[joe]

Phil was awesome on South Park. Timmay!

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

I rewrote "Land of Confusion" for my 11th-grade physics class. I called it "Class of Confusion." It was great.

 

[BYH]

What was the first thing his divorce lawyer said after the paperwork was finalized?

Great sandwich!

No, I'm sorry, this is even awesomer than Freelance's guess.

"Great! Great sandwich!"

****ing great.

 

[schiezainc]

**** him. Anyone with his money who gets married nowadays and isn't mature enough to talk to his/her prospective flame about signing a pre-nup deserves to have it blow up in their face.

You think Howard Stern is going to be getting married again without one? I think not.

 

[Freelance Hack]

What was the first thing his divorce lawyer said after the paperwork was finalized?

Great sandwich!

No, I'm sorry, this is even awesomer than Freelance's guess.

"Great! Great sandwich!"

****ing great.

You're right. I just couldn't admit that his answer was better.

So how does this thread end?

 

[schiezainc]

What was the first thing his divorce lawyer said after the paperwork was finalized?

Great sandwich!

No, I'm sorry, this is even awesomer than Freelance's guess.

"Great! Great sandwich!"

****ing great.

You're right. I just couldn't admit that his answer was better.

So how does this thread end?

I'm not sure but I can feel it

coming

in the air tonight.

 

[joe]

oh lord

 

[Bubbler]

Ha, ha, ha! I'll bet Phil Collins is doing a hooker right now. It's going to take a sanitized jizz mop to clean out that ABACAB!!

(crickets chirping ... angrily)

I suck at mocking Phil Collins' catalogue.

 

[Jar of Flies]

Phil Collins. Ultimate Warrior.

Jesus Christ.

 

[BYH]

He calls out to the man on the street
"Sir can you help me?"
I'm divorced and I've got nowhere to sleep
Is there a shelter you can send me?

 

[StraightEdge]

This is the world we live in ...

These are the settlements we give them?

I'm a big Phil fan, but seriously (pun intended), the guy has a lot of personal problems. And how much is he worth anyway? Is this even making a dent? How much did he get for last year's Genesis reunion?

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'll, I'll get so lonely when she strips me bare

 

[BYH]

He wishes he could just make her turn around
Turn around and see him cry

 

[Jar of Flies]

Just as I thought it was going alright
I find out I'm broke, when I thought I was right
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all

 

[BYH]

Just as I thought it was going alright
I find out I'm broke, when I thought I was right
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all

So very very solid.

Maybe his wife was an Illegal Alien?

 

[Beaker]

Have we heard both sides of the story yet?

 

[Tom Petty]

so you can wipe off your chin
i know where you've been
it's all been a pack of lies

 

[BYH]

Something clearly happened on the way to heaven

 

[Beaker]

I guess everyday's not another day in paradise for Phil.

 

[playthrough]

Greg Norman thinks Collins got a bargain.

By the way, Against All Odds has to be damn near the top of the list for "great movie theme/horrific movie".