Survivor finale running thread

[bigpern23]

Douche Bag Dreamz (whose name I hate, by the way) just screwed himself. There's no way they give him the $1 million after what he just did. At least he could give Yau the truck back. Biggest hose job in Survivor history.

I'm not sure if I would have given up the immunity necklace, but if I were Dreamz, at the very least, I wouldn't have voted for Yau. I'd have given him a shot to win a tiebreaker to get to the final three. And yes, you have to give the truck back.

This is only about the third episode I've seen this season, but that made for some interesting viewing.

 

[TwoGloves]

If they had voted for Cassandra they don't find themselves in this boat. But this ****storm they're facing is great!

 

[TwoGloves]

The producers have to be loving this. The show was always accused of not being diverse enough and now you've got three black people in the finals.

 

[bigpern23]

The producers have to be loving this. The show was always accused of not being diverse enough and now you've got three black people in the finals.

Doesn't sound very diverse to me. ;)

Some of those jurors just made complete asses of themselves as they tried to be like Susan the trucker from Season 1 and deliver a memorable final rant.

Alex asked Cassandra a question and then went of on her telling her to be quiet and saying it's his time to talk ... wtf? If I were her, I would have gone off on him and not shut my mouth until he was done telling me to be quiet.

Lisi(?) the ****ty player who basically gave up asked some really dumb questions and made very little sense.

Most were just annoying.

 

[TwoGloves]

What are the odds they pull a Rupert and let America vote which Survivor deserves a second million?

 

[bigpern23]

Not having seen much of the season, Earl seems like a good choice. As he said, no one ever voted for him and he never won an immunity challenge. Sounds like a clear cut case for who played the game the best.

 

[TwoGloves]

Hopefully, somebody is boosting Dreamz's truck right now.

 

[Yawn]

The jury all gets on there on the last show and become indignant crybabies or they decide, hell, people haven't seen or heard from me in weeks so if I'm going to make myself famous, I've got to be an ass. Wonder if Rocky was entertaining movie deals? I remember the contestants of Survivor 2 all came to the finale with AGENTS in tow. Seriously since All-Stars has any of these people become famous?

 

[clarkington]

So if Dreamz votes Cassandra, what is the tiebreaker? Man, Yau got screwed. I never thought Earl would get all 9 votes. That's nuts. And Yau asked Dreamz not to vote him and Dreamz said yes. Man. What a crazy ending. In the end I was thinking people would really like how Dreamz played the game and vote for him for the million. But he had just screwed every one of those jurors.
I really like this season, this was the first I really got into. Don't know what it was that was different from others.

 

[Shaggy]

I agree, the jurors made asses out of themselves trying to emulate a "rats and the snakes" speech. It was all cheesy and stupid. Especially Lisi saying "Dreamz, how many zeros in a million?" "Six! Six! Did you hear that everyone?"

What the ****? Are you drunk?

 

[HeinekenMan]

I didn't get Lisi's question about zeros in a million, either. I kept trying to put together whether it had to do with six people, maybe that were in his initial alliance.

What bothered me most about Dreamz wasn't that he cheated. It was the repeated stuff about how he was homeless. Once is enough. Twice is maybe good if you just want to throw that out there as a reminder. But the guy brought it up so often that it lost its impact and actually worked against him.

Also, if he had played that betrayal differently, he might have earned at least a few votes from the jury. Instead, he was almost apologetic about it, and that just made him look weak.

 

[markvid]

They jury came across as what they were. A petulant bunch of ******* and assholes who were left out of winning a million.
They tried to be dramatic and came across looking like arrogant fools.

I forget who was the schmuck who said do I need to translate it into Spanish for you?
Go **** yourself, loser.

 

[bigpern23]

I agree, the jurors made asses out of themselves trying to emulate a "rats and the snakes" speech. It was all cheesy and stupid. Especially Lisi saying "Dreamz, how many zeros in a million?" "Six! Six! Did you hear that everyone?"

What the ****? Are you drunk?

I actually think she thought the answer was seven and when Dreamz correctly stated there are six, she realized she ****ed up and didn't make him look stupid like she was trying to.

Alex was the one who asked if his question should be translated to spanish. I don't even know if Cassandra speaks spanish, so that made no sense either. He was just grandstanding like a buffoon.

 

[Huggy]

I hope Dreamz, Rock and Boo haven't set the precedent for people showing up on Survivor with nicknames.

Lisi was a cow, I doubt she knew how many zeroes were in a million.

Cassandra may be the worst player, from a physical standpoint, to get deep in the game, in my recollection anyway.

There was a serious lack of compelling contestanmts this season. Better luck in China.

 

[StormSurge]

The jury was brutal last night. A bunch of grandstanding idiots.

As an aside, I wish more SJ folks watched the Amazing Race.

 

[Huggy]

The jury was brutal last night. A bunch of grandstanding idiots.

As an aside, I wish more SJ folks watched the Amazing Race.

Love the Amazing Race, even if my girls, Dustin and Candice, didn't win it all.

 

[StormSurge]

The jury was brutal last night. A bunch of grandstanding idiots.

As an aside, I wish more SJ folks watched the Amazing Race.

Love the Amazing Race, even if my girls, Dustin and Candice, didn't win it all.

Next season, we'll have to get a running thread going. :)

I so wanted D & C to win as well. At least Mirna didn't win. Ugh.

 

[terrier]

Boo was awesome, throwing the Christianity back in Dreamz' face.
Yau is God, he doesn't need some $60,000 truck to validate it. Dreamz will probably set up a coke deal to pay the taxes on it. *******.

 

[Shaggy]

I love how the moment Dreamz said he was keeping the immunity necklace, Earl said he remembered thinking "I just won a million bucks."

I still don't think Earl did a whole lot to win it. He was just better than the blob Cassandra and didn't **** off so many people like Dreamz.

 

[Point of Order]

Why do I get the uneasy feeling that Dre is going to screw Yau? I wouldn't trust Dre as far as I could throw him.
If Earl cuts Yau loose before the final (and he's crafty enough to do that), I don't see how he can lose, really.

Props on the foreshadowing!