Summarize Moby **** in a tweet

[YankeeFan]

The Los Angeles Public Library is running a contest:

http://lfla.org/mobydick/?page_id=896

Who's in? Let's hear your tweet.

 

[Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell]

Five minutes of Bonzo playing the drums with the palms of his hands sandwiched in between two minutes of him rocking out with the rest of the band.

 

[da man]

Giant white whale kicks psycho captain's ass, sinks his ship.

What do I win?

 

[Songbird]

Santiago ain't got **** on *my* kind of fishin'.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

****ty music, useful organ #soulofwit

 

[Spartan Squad]

Large angry metaphor sinks ship of obsessive captain. One survives to tell elongated tale. #CallMeIshmael

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Reading it helped Jake Taylor get back in Rene Russo's pants. #isthisthewhalesection

 

[heyabbott]

Whale loves man. Whale stalks man. Whale kills man.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

Whale loves man. Whale stalks man. Whale kills man.

But enough about how your wife's first marriage ended #badumtiss

 

[dooley_womack1]

Whale of a tale #seawhatididthere

 

[Buck]

Leviathan 1, Pequod 0 #thisbookstoolong

 

[Mystery Meat II]

I thought Twitter already had a plan for whales

 

[Versatile]

"This won't save the library."

 

[sportsnut2002]

"Moby ****: Almost As Fun As Shark Week."

 

[Buck]

mobydicknado

 

[Football_Bat]

More **** than Captain Ahab can handle.

 

[John]

Not for vegans.

 

[Batman]

I thought Twitter already had a plan for whales

I bet those birds are Japanese.

 

[hondo]

More **** than Captain Ahab can handle.

Winner.

 

[da man]

More **** than Captain Ahab can handle.

He did say Moby **** "dismasted" him.