Student dies while donating at sperm bank

[MTM]

http://shanghaiist.com/2014/09/11/wuhan-doctoral-student-dies-while-donating-sperm.php

He was coming and going at the same time and he died doing what he loved.

Some of the post-article comments are hilarious.

 

[hondo]

Well that just takes the fun out of that activity.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Well this doesn't have a happy ending!

 

[joe]

I'm out! [Cosmo Kramer]

 

[amraeder]

He died doing what he loved.

 

[Vombatus]

Did he choke his own neck instead of his chicken?

 

[expendable]

I'm out! [Cosmo Kramer]

Well-done.

 

[Beef03]

It all happened at the stroke of one.

 

[nmmetsfan]

what a jerk

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

I thought kittens were ssupposed to die.

 

[Buck]

one is the loneliest number that he ever did

 

[Chef2]

Him and Carradine just exchanged high fives.

 

[The Big Ragu]

He came and went.

 

[Buck]

This guy and Michael Hutchence new how to get a Kick.

 

[Riptide]

Cops say it was a whack job.

 

[Iron_chet]

The Fappening claims another victim.

 

[MTM]

He died with a smile on his face and his pants at his ankles.

 

[Huggy]

Canickistanis know bad stuff happens sometimes when you pull your goalie.

 

[Steak Snabler]