Steven Segal: Lawman

[Mr7134]

December 2nd, people. December 2nd.

It shall be a glorious day.

 

[Joe Williams]

What's going on with this dude's hair? Looks part painted, part Dracula.

 

[jackfinarelli]

I fear the entire acting profession will be set back 200 years by this series...

 

[Double J]

I fear the entire acting profession will be set back 200 years by this series...

You don't think things like "The Simple Life" and "Laguna Beach" already did that??

 

[Drip]

The sequel to this series will start filming shortly. It's going to be called, Steven Segal, I got my ass kicked in Jefferson Parish.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

From what I hear, this may be the best guilty pleasure ever.

I've stopped watching most reality shows, but I can't pass on this one.

 

[93Devil]

Seagal looked so quick and fast in those martial arts moves that he reminded me of Ali.

You have to remember that Ali is battling Parkinson's Disease, though.

 

[Pencil Dick]

A question: Wasn't Seagal accused years ago of domestic abuse against Kelly LeBrock? Or was that Van Damme? I seem to recall it was one or the other.

If it was Seagal was he ever charged? And if he was charged, how the hell does he become a law officer ... even if it is in Louisiana?

 

[Riddick]

Hey! Hey!
No knocking on Louisiana!

 

[Songbird]

Is this like Ice T going from cop killer to NBC cop?

 

[Double J]

I think Seagal has better credentials for a reality show than, say, Duane Chapman.

 

[93Devil]

I think Seagal has better credentials for a reality show than, say, Duane Chapman.

Hey, catching people on an island is hard work.

 

[Care Bear]

Interesting, but long story about Seagal (that's the correct spelling) and his adventures with the mafia.

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/2a.html

It also gets into some of Seagal's casting couch maneuvers while in Hollywood. This is my favorite passage:

Throughout the nineties, Seagal was accused of sexual harassment by employees and prospective actresses. Ned Zeman in Vanity Fair quotes an actress who described Seagal's new spin on the casting-couch lure. According to the woman, Seagal had asked her to take off her top and groped her breasts in order to show her where her spiritual "meridian points" were located.

 

[Double J]

Interesting, but long story about Seagal (that's the correct spelling) and his adventures with the mafia.

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/2a.html

It also gets into some of Seagal's casting couch maneuvers while in Hollywood. This is my favorite passage:

Throughout the nineties, Seagal was accused of sexual harassment by employees and prospective actresses. Ned Zeman in Vanity Fair quotes an actress who described Seagal's new spin on the casting-couch lure. According to the woman, Seagal had asked her to take off her top and groped her breasts in order to show her where her spiritual "meridian points" were located.

That's hysterical.

And very clever.

 

[Drip]

He ****ed over Kelly LeBrock. I hope those boys in JP kick his ass. It's been a long time coming for that ****er.

 

[Songbird]

Poor Kelly LeBrock. Not Seagal's fault he doesn't like candle wax on the nipples.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

This series should actually be titled Steven Seagal: Fatass Lawman. Seriously, this should remind all us guys to hit the gym, jog, bicycle, tricycle, Big WheelTM or whatever we have to do in order to not look like that. Every Krispy Kreme shop in N'awlins should be worried about being raided:

At this point, he's most noteworthy for his middle-aged resemblance to Jim Belushi.

 

[Mr7134]

Let's hope Gene LeBell doesn't go on a crime spree in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana.

 

[Batman]

This series should actually be titled Steven Seagal: Fatass Lawman. Seriously, this should remind all us guys to hit the gym, jog, bicycle, tricycle, Big WheelTM or whatever we have to do in order to not look like that. Every Krispy Kreme shop in N'awlins should be worried about being raided:

At this point, he's most noteworthy for his middle-aged resemblance to Jim Belushi.

I was thinking more along the lines of Elvis Presley, circa 1977.

 

[Double J]

I like the option of going for a Big WheelTM ride.

Damn, I loved riding that when I was a kid.