Steve Francis doesn't look so good

[Bob Cook]

Here's why Steve Francis is a trending topic on Twitter:

Best Twitter lines:

"Steve Francis and Todd Bridges are the same person."

"Steve Francis looks like he goes to the neighborhood park and play chess by himself from 8AM to 9PM"

"I just wanna give my daughter the latest snacks/juices and do whatever it takes to never have the Steve Francis face."

"Was that really Jamie Foxx in The Soloist... or was that Steve Francis?"

 

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My personal favorite:

Steve Francis looks like he should be fixing somebody's transmission

 

[Gehrig]

 

[93Devil]

****, he looked like that when someone told him he was going to Vancouver.

 

[qtlaw]

Its just nature baby, nature.

 

[marvinhall05]

Is that Steve Francis or Maurice Clarett?

 

[Football_Bat]

When did Stevie Franchise EVER look good?

 

[NickMordo]

Is that Steve Francis or Maurice Clarett?

Looks like Clarett...

 

[podunk press]

Maryland will never find another player who could dunk like that guy.

He posterized a Princeton white guy so badly that I'm still celebrating it and laughing.

 

[ucacm]

It's funny, on a Houston Rockets board I regularly visit, there was just a thread about his erratic behavior at a bar in Houston. There has been a *lot* of speculation about drug/alcohol abuse with Stevie for a while.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I look at the photo and I wonder what is particularly abnormal or amusing about it.

 

[BDC99]

Ditto. This thread is useless WITH pics.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Could be a new trend: utterly lame Twitter memes

 

[BDC99]

That's a good name for a thread! But can't you see? Francis is, like, kinda chunky and stuff.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Um, no. Looks like a leaner face than about 90 percent of the males on this board.

 

[Blitz]

Maryland will never find another player who could dunk like that guy.

He posterized a Princeton white guy so badly that I'm still celebrating it and laughing.

"Princeton white guy" ?

I guess that's as opposed to, say, a Michigan State Negro?
Or an Asian Knick?

C'mon man, you oughta drop that lame "white boy" ****.

 

[dooley_womack1]

More like a "hot sun." Or a "long-necked giraffe"

 

[Blitz]

Now, I will indeed buy what you're selling there, Dools.

But the initial post and its context is crap-ola.

 

[NickMordo]

Didn't Francis once swear at a halftime interview with Jim Gray on ESPN? That is the most famous thing I remember him doing...