St. Paul found?

[Double J]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16083789/?GT1=8816

ROME - Vatican archaeologists have unearthed a sarcophagus believed to contain the remains of the Apostle Paul, buried beneath Rome's second-largest basilica.

The sarcophagus, which dates at least as far back as A.D. 390, has been the subject of an extended excavation that began in 2002 and was completed last month, the project's head said this week.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

You mean he wasn't next to Minneapolis?

 

[Double J]

No, and he also wasn't a second-rate musician who joined The Time after Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis were kicked out by Prince.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

If you play one of the tracks backward on "Abbey Road," a collection of post-modern Gregorian Chant by the Benedictine Monks at St. Joseph Abbey, you can clearly hear someone saying, "St. Paul is dead."

 

[Starman]

If you play one of the tracks backward on "Abbey Road," a collection of post-modern Gregorian Chant by the Benedictine Monks at St. Joseph Abbey, you can clearly hear someone saying, "St. Paul is dead."

Cranberry... sauce.

 

[Freelance Hack]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16083789/?GT1=8816

ROME - Vatican archaeologists have unearthed a sarcophagus believed to contain the remains of the Apostle Paul, buried beneath Rome's second-largest basilica.

The sarcophagus, which dates at least as far back as A.D. 390, has been the subject of an extended excavation that began in 2002 and was completed last month, the project's head said this week.

Did he have any letters on him?

 

[Boom_70]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16083789/?GT1=8816

ROME - Vatican archaeologists have unearthed a sarcophagus believed to contain the remains of the Apostle Paul, buried beneath Rome's second-largest basilica.

The sarcophagus, which dates at least as far back as A.D. 390, has been the subject of an extended excavation that began in 2002 and was completed last month, the project's head said this week.

Did he have any letters on him?

Yes - one from his wife telling us not to believe all the ***y contained in his letter to the ephesians claiming he is head of the household.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

A dunning notice from Corinth because he tennis-shoe'd his hotel bill, and a short note from the Galatians telling him to **** off.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16083789/?GT1=8816

ROME - Vatican archaeologists have unearthed a sarcophagus believed to contain the remains of the Apostle Paul, buried beneath Rome's second-largest basilica.

The sarcophagus, which dates at least as far back as A.D. 390, has been the subject of an extended excavation that began in 2002 and was completed last month, the project's head said this week.

Did he have any letters on him?

Yes - one from his wife telling us not to believe all the ***y contained in his letter to the ephesians claiming he is head of the household.

Also, a dunning notice from Corinth because he'd tennis-shoe'd his hotel bill, and a short note from the Galatians telling him to **** off.

 

[Bob Cook]

He had a picture of his daughter on him.

 

[Ace]

He had a picture of his daughter on him.

Hah!

 

[Just_An_SID]

The full story goes on to say that the sarcophagus was found by an archaeologist named Henry Jones, Jr., who left the site in a state of considerable disrepair.

 

[Chi City 81]

The full story goes on to say that the sarcophagus was found by an archaeologist named Henry Jones, Jr., who left the site in a state of considerable disrepair.

That's Dr. Jones to you.

 

[Ace]

The full story goes on to say that the sarcophagus was found by an archaeologist named Henry Jones, Jr., who left the site in a state of considerable disrepair.

Maybe he shouldn't have used the jack hammer.

 

[Boom_70]

Buried with the remains were a pair of symbols.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

"I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers."

 

[lone star scribe]

The full story goes on to say that the sarcophagus was found by an archaeologist named Henry Jones, Jr., who left the site in a state of considerable disrepair.

Indy!

 

[Ralph Waldo Henderson]

It's not the years, it's the .... Holy **** Rich Rodriguez turned down Alabama!

 

[Martin_Lane]

"A letter found next to the body reportedly said, 'It's celebrate, not celibate, you morons!' "

 

[Cosmo]

I thought this thread was going to be about Francis St. Paul.

(There is only one poster here who has a chance of getting this ...)

 

[Double J]

I thought this thread was going to be about Francis St. Paul.

(There is only one poster here who has a chance of getting this ...)

Not me, although I have heard of St. Francis Xavier. And St. Thomas Aquinas.