Sports journalists the world over: Tiger to fill the downtime for you Monday

[printdust]

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Tiger-Woods-set-to-make-an-announcement-on-Monda?urn=golf-wp3429


My money's on Galea, and Tiger will talk about thanking him for many majors through chemistry that allowed him to also perform sexually. And now that he's adjusted both of those parts of his life, he ain't doing any winning, that's for damn sure.

 

[Simon]

Thanks Tiger!

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

The Decision?

 

[Beef03]

My money's on retirement, but it will be a Brett Favre pretend kind of retirement.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

My bet: He's tellling us what many have already suspected ... He's shutting it down for 2011. If he takes any questions - which I doubt - one will be about Galea. Woods isn't going to bring it up.

 

[trifectarich]

If he wasn't taking questions, then he wouldn't need anyone else there with him, would he? But they'll all be softballs lobbed his way.

 

[MileHigh]

Not retiring but not playing the rest of the year. Possibility: Needs knee replacement surgery.

 

[blacktitleist]

I'll also predict he's dumping Foley as his coach and going back to Butchie.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

ummm...

http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/sports/tiger-woods-making-big-announcement-071111

 

[HanSenSE]

ummm...

http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/sports/tiger-woods-making-big-announcement-071111

A non-announcement announcement?

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

If he wasn't taking questions, then he wouldn't need anyone else there with him, would he? But they'll all be softballs lobbed his way.

How many questions did he take when he and his "friends" made his announcement during the Thnaksgiving-wife-girlfriend affair?

 

[TigerVols]

Wait, so there is no Golf channel presser in about an hour?

SO much for the story that he'd been caught sexting his penis pix to Casey Anthony.

 

[hondo]

President Obama didn't check with Tiger before he scheduled HIS 11 a.m. news conference.

http://my.news.yahoo.com/obama-lawmakers-still-divided-over-debt-deal-021049560.html

Decisions, decisions ... listen to Obama whine about the deficit or Tiger whine about his injuries?

 

[YankeeFan]

Wait, so there is no Golf channel presser in about an hour?

SO much for the story that he'd been caught sexting his penis pix to Casey Anthony.

Those two hooking up would be the greatest tabloid story ever.

They're both in Orlando. It could still happen. But, she'd probably have to dye her hair blonde.

 

[TigerVols]

Wait, so there is no Golf channel presser in about an hour?

SO much for the story that he'd been caught sexting his penis pix to Casey Anthony.

Those two hooking up would be the greatest tabloid story ever.

They're both in Orlando. It could still happen. But not until she starts that job at Perkins.

Fixed

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Per Doug Ferguson:

Late Sunday, Golf Channel promoted that it would release some news involving Woods on Monday morning. That turned out to be word that his agent, Mark Steinberg, was joining Excel Sports Management.
But before that, Steinberg had to correct the rumors buzzing around the Internet that the golfer was about to make a big announcement about himself.
Steinberg told The Associated Press on Monday: "There's an erroneous report that he's making an announcement, but he's not."
Woods said last Tuesday he would skip this week's British Open because of "minor injuries" to his left leg that haven't fully healed, the second straight major he will miss.
Steinberg left IMG in May.