Sorry, spnited....Salma makes it official

[imjustagirl]

Valentine's Day vows with her babydaddy.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20259388,00.html

 

[forever_town]

I didn't think Salma had the hots for guys born in the Paleolithic Era.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Someone outpunted their coverage.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Spnited wouldn't have survived Salma

 

[imjustagirl]

I didn't think Salma had the hots for guys born in the Paleolithic Era.

Apparently you missed the last two words in the title of the article.

 

[KG]

To all the singles left out there. Do not make the mistake of getting married on V-day. You will get cheated out of one or the other for the rest of your life!

 

[dooley_womack1]

Not that you're bitter or anything.

 

[forever_town]

Single guys: Don't get married on March 14.

You deserve Steak & BJ Day too! (or Salmon & BJ Day if you're mike311gd).

 

[dooley_womack1]

For him, it's Salad and a Headache Day

 

[forever_town]

I was going to say Fruity Pebbles and a Saved By The Bell Marathon Day, but we'll go with that.

 

[BYH]

I was going to say Fruity Pebbles and a Saved By The Bell Marathon Day, but we'll go with that.

That's every day that ends in a Y day.

 

[slappy4428]

Spnited wouldn't have survived Salma

Can think of worse ways to go.

 

[mike311gd]

I was going to say Fruity Pebbles and a Saved By The Bell Marathon Day, but we'll go with that.

I'll take either one.

 

[lono]

File under: Cracker, cheese

 

[pseudo]

To all the singles left out there. Do not make the mistake of getting married on V-day. You will get cheated out of one or the other for the rest of your life!

Really? My mom got remarried on Valentine's Day, a week after her birthday. And because all three fall so close together, they spend that week in Jamaica every year.

Not that I'm insanely jealous or anything, as I warm up the car and chip the ice off the windshield ...

 

[ArnoldBabar]

One of the few funny things on SNL last week was about her randomly breastdeeding a baby on her humanitarian visit last week: "The episode turned tragic when the baby burst"

 

[mike311gd]

My birthday's right before Valentine's Day, and when I'm dating someone, it usually blows. All my new monies go to the woman -- exactly where they'd go anyway, but still. It's the principle.

 

[mediaguy]

Bad news for Jack Donaghy ...

 

[zebracoy]

Salma? Or Eve?

 

[spnited]

I tried to talk Salma out of this but apparently she was more impressed by Francois' billions than the true happiness I could offer her.

Needless to say, this has been an extremely difficult day for me. But thanks to my "friend" IJAG, it's even worse now.