Someone Keeps Drinking My Cokes

[Flying Headbutt]

And walking by this one guy's desk, I know exactly who it is. I keep one in the fridge at work in case I need the caffeine jolt when I'm working late, which sometimes happens. First time the guy, who is nice as heck otherwise, took it was sometime last week I believe. I only went investigating when I noticed that the can, which was there about an hour and a half ago, no longer was. And as I walked by his desk, bam, there it was, distinctly marked different from other cans of coke in this office. So, what should I do? I'm looking for good ideas. Dastardly ideas. Like I said he's a nice guy and probably doesn't even realize he's taking someone else's drink. Or maybe I just have him figured out all wrong too. Hmmmmmmmmm.

 

[Chi City 81]

Take a can of Coke you don't care about, go work out for a while, then wipe your ball sweat on the can. That'll learn him.

 

[carrie]

Sounds like you should drop a deuce on him.

 

[da man]

Hangin's too good fer him.

 

[slappy4428]

take your can, shake it up in the paint machine, gently set it in the fridge and watch the hilarity ensue when he tries to open it.... It worked for Bart, Homer and a can of Duff...

 

[Norman Stansfield]

take your can, shake it up in the paint machine, gently set it in the fridge and watch the hilarity ensue when he tries to open it.... It worked for Bart, Homer and a can of Duff...

Now THIS is a great idea.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Take a can of Coke you don't care about, go work out for a while, then wipe your ball sweat on the can. That'll learn him.

Ooohh, that would be cold...in more than one way.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

take your can, shake it up in the paint machine, gently set it in the fridge and watch the hilarity ensue when he tries to open it.... It worked for Bart, Homer and a can of Duff...

This could be comic gold. And sweet revenge.

Or you could just drop a deuce on him.

 

[Flash]

Take a can of Coke you don't care about, go work out for a while, then wipe your ball sweat on the can. That'll learn him.

First thing I thought of was rubbing a good healthy dose of nut butter around the rim. Just make sure you have a cohort as a witness to prove what you did and with whom you may enjoy the raucous laughter.
Of course, shaking the hell out of the can works, too.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

take your can, shake it up in the paint machine, gently set it in the fridge and watch the hilarity ensue when he tries to open it.... It worked for Bart, Homer and a can of Duff...

Promise us an update if you indeed chose this path.

 

[audreyld]

take your can, shake it up in the paint machine, gently set it in the fridge and watch the hilarity ensue when he tries to open it.... It worked for Bart, Homer and a can of Duff...

Promise us an update if you indeed chose this path.

Promise us an update no matter which path you choose. All are worthy.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Some of you guys (and gals) are some really sick ****s. Do you have any decorum or decency? Geez, I said he was a nice guy. Why would I rub my junk all over a stupid can of soda he may or may not drink? What if I end up drinking it first instead?

 

[Chi City 81]

Some of you guys (and gals) are some really sick ****s. Do you have any decorum or decency? Geez, I said he was a nice guy. Why would I rub my junk all over a stupid can of soda he may or may not drink? What if I end up drinking it first instead?

You asked for "dastardly ideas." Besides, I said to make sure it was a can you didn't care about. And no, I have neither decorum nor decency.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

There is nothing dastardly about my nuts.

 

[Chi City 81]

There is nothing dastardly about my nuts.

If I had room in my sig, that would be perfect.

 

[Frank_Ridgeway]

Do you have any decorum or decency?

You've been around here too long to ask a question like that.

 

[spnited]

Just play it straight, headbutt.
Next time he steals your Coke, you simply tell him in a voice loud enough for everyone in the office to hear:
"If you take my ****ing soda one more time, I'll pour the mother****er over your head and then I'll break your ****ing hand. Understood?"
Then take the soda from him and pour it over his head...throw the empty can in his face and casually, calmly walk away.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Spnited, how's business at the 'Bing?

 

[Buck]

Go by his house, ring his door bell and run away.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

spnted - dear lord son, i'm not sure i would ever want to work with you. you would call me a motherf^%(# just for walking in the door, i think.

I like the shaking up of the drink. That's pretty funny and fairly harmless. Just hope he's not wearing Gucci to work that day.