So...who else knew Mike Tyson was working at a gas station in Ohio?

[Chef2]

Ohio gas station cashier pummels would-be robber, officials say

 

[swingline]

Anti-outing alert: I wasn't Tyson because the dude still has his ears.

 

[HanSenSE]

Does Tyson still have that wild facial tat?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I hope after the cashier knocked him out, he said, "the hard way."

 

[jr/shotglass]

Buster Douglas would have stopped that from happening by the 10th round.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Every gas station robber has a plan, until they get hit.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

That robber was Glass Joe. Typed in the wrong cheat code.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

That robber was Glass Joe. Typed in the wrong cheat code.

"Make it quick. I want to go to jail."

 

[Gutter]

One day, somebody's gonna kick Deebo's ass. He don't be pullin' that **** on them fools around the corner.

 

[Chef2]

That robber was Glass Joe. Typed in the wrong cheat code.

I bow in your general direction.