So...whatcha getting for X-Mas?

[Simon]

You been naughty or nice...what's Santa bringing for you?

 

[Ledbetter]

I've been nice, but I have no idea what Santa is giving me. I'm guessing there will be some iTunes gift cards in my future, as well as a sweater that I'm sure I'll never wear.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

 

[Moderator1]

I've been nice, but I have no idea what Santa is giving me. I'm guessing there will be some iTunes gift cards in my future, as well as a sweater that I'm sure I'll never wear.

Send it to me if it's for a big guy. I'm cold as a mother.

 

[sportschick]

I got a pink iPod nano when I was home earlier this week as well as some movies and clothes. There are a few presents here that folks have sent me. Not sure what's in them though.

 

[JR]

Depends.

 

[Platyrhynchos]

I got some neat stuff from my SportsJournalists.com Secret Santa.
In my truck yesterday was an unwrapped can of chocolate-covered peanuts. I'm 99 percent sure it is from my ex-wife, and 100 percent sure it was regifted.
That is all I will get for Christmas.

 

[Cadet]

I've been naughty this year, but hopefully we won't see a repeat of the Christmas-puppet toe socks that were in my stocking last year...

 

[Chef]

Laid.


After all, it is the gift that keeps on giving...........again.........and ag....

 

[Idaho]

Depends.

Cialis and Gerital, too?

 

[The Big Ragu]

Laid.


After all, it is the gift that keeps on giving...........again.........and ag....

Then you might want to have her checked out by a doctor first... A shot of penicillin might be enough to fix that. If not, wear a rubber!

 

[Idaho]

I think I'm getting a CD, some pajamas and (if I'm lucky) Uma.

Other than that, I just want a house full of satisfied kids for Christmas -- and a nap.

 

[Precious Roy]

I'm getting the Charlie Brown collection on DVD, and The Simpsons Season Nine

My wife is getting (has already got) a new kitten.

We've both been pretty good

 

[Idaho]

My wife is getting (has already got) a new kitten.

That reminds me of my evil plan. My wife is dead set against having a pet like a dog or cat. Too messy, too stinky, too expensive.

But I, and all the kids, would love a nice mid-sized dog. So, one of these years, I'm going to install a doggy-door on the garage, set up a dog run/kennel in the vacant lot behind our house and surprise everyone with a puppy for Christmas.

I think I'll have to wait until I no longer want sex, though. Because I'll be on the couch for a few months.

 

[Chi City 81]

My wife is getting (has already got) a new kitten.

That reminds me of my evil plan. My wife is dead set against having a pet like a dog or cat. Too messy, too stinky, too expensive.

But I, and all the kids, would love a nice mid-sized dog. So, one of these years, I'm going to install a doggy-door on the garage, set up a dog run/kennel in the vacant lot behind our house and surprise everyone with a puppy for Christmas.

I think I'll have to wait until I no longer want sex, though. Because I'll be on the couch for a few months.

Yeah, but your kids will madly love you for it, making you the "good" parent. Use them to guilt her.

 

[Chef]

I have a Shar-pei.......best dog I could ever ask for.

Loyal......smart as a whip........GREAT with kids.........

 

[MileHigh]

Snowshoes. And I got them early, which helped yesterday in my trek into the office during the blizzard.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

A bag of dark chocolate mint truffles, and I've already bought five tickets for the Florida-Carolina hockey game on Dec. 26. As much bad hockey as I've seen this year in person, I need a good change-of-pace to remind me how cool this game usually is.

 

[PeteyPirate]

iPod, rice cooker.

 

[writing irish]

My wife is getting (has already got) a new kitten.

That reminds me of my evil plan. My wife is dead set against having a pet like a dog or cat. Too messy, too stinky, too expensive.

But I, and all the kids, would love a nice mid-sized dog. So, one of these years, I'm going to install a doggy-door on the garage, set up a dog run/kennel in the vacant lot behind our house and surprise everyone with a puppy for Christmas.

I think I'll have to wait until I no longer want sex, though. Because I'll be on the couch for a few months.

There's a joke about happy puppies and dead kittens in here somewhere...