BYH
Active Member
Holy crap am I a loooooooser. Fortunately, Dooley has already proven there's no Y20K bug here. 
Everyone makes milestone posts at intervals of a hundred or a thousand, but I'm different. So, uhh, here's to SportsJournalists.com: The cause of, and solution to, all of my problems. So in honor of myself, here's 19,999 ways life would be different without SJ:
19,999: I'd have no place to vent about my hatred of large-headed PR monsters.
19,998: I would have shared my happiness over the Mets' elimination with only my wife instead of thousands of you.
19,997: I wouldn't be able to kick the asses of complete strangers in fantasy sports.
19,996: I'd get a lot more work done.
19,995: I'd never have known there were other people out there who found the sight of a grown man prancing in pink the funniest thing ever...
19,994: ...or that there are others out there with an encyclopediac knowledge of Beverly Hills 90210 and One Tree Hill.
19,993: In order to yell at Republicans, I'd have to yell at my real life family and friends.
19,992: Where else can a man be mocked for his sexual prowess, or lack thereof, by complete strangers...and, in turn, make horrible jokes at the expense of senior citizens?
19,991: None of my friends care enough about Cheap Trick OR Kiss to argue their HOF relevancy.
19,990: I'd feel like I was the only man in America ogling Rachael Ray.
19,989: People on the street look at me funny when I randomly yell BLOGS!!! or FRAUD!!!
19,988: Peanuts would just be a comic strip and not the inspiration for the greatest thread in the history of the Internet, Charlie Brown.
What a place, SportsJournalists.com, even if the lights occasionally go out and the landlords and I rarely get along. Here's to you, SJ! Now add to my list!
Everyone makes milestone posts at intervals of a hundred or a thousand, but I'm different. So, uhh, here's to SportsJournalists.com: The cause of, and solution to, all of my problems. So in honor of myself, here's 19,999 ways life would be different without SJ:
19,999: I'd have no place to vent about my hatred of large-headed PR monsters.
19,998: I would have shared my happiness over the Mets' elimination with only my wife instead of thousands of you.
19,997: I wouldn't be able to kick the asses of complete strangers in fantasy sports.
19,996: I'd get a lot more work done.
19,995: I'd never have known there were other people out there who found the sight of a grown man prancing in pink the funniest thing ever...
19,994: ...or that there are others out there with an encyclopediac knowledge of Beverly Hills 90210 and One Tree Hill.
19,993: In order to yell at Republicans, I'd have to yell at my real life family and friends.
19,992: Where else can a man be mocked for his sexual prowess, or lack thereof, by complete strangers...and, in turn, make horrible jokes at the expense of senior citizens?
19,991: None of my friends care enough about Cheap Trick OR Kiss to argue their HOF relevancy.
19,990: I'd feel like I was the only man in America ogling Rachael Ray.
19,989: People on the street look at me funny when I randomly yell BLOGS!!! or FRAUD!!!
19,988: Peanuts would just be a comic strip and not the inspiration for the greatest thread in the history of the Internet, Charlie Brown.
What a place, SportsJournalists.com, even if the lights occasionally go out and the landlords and I rarely get along. Here's to you, SJ! Now add to my list!
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