SNL: Best of Commercial Parodies

[Birdscribe]

Nobody's mentioned Flucker's Jam yet?????

"Nose Hair"; "Death Camp"; "Dog Vomit"; "Monkey Pus"; "Painful Rectal Itch"; "Mangled Baby Ducks"; "10,000 Nuns and Orphans All Eaten By Rats"; and the last jam, whose name is so horrible it cannot be spoken on TV.

I remember laughing so hard at this, I nearly pulled a muscle.

This HAS to be on that DVD.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Never heard of that one, Birdscribe. Wish I had, though!

 

[Smallpotatoes]

Swill Mineral Water
The one for the pricing gun that you could take into the supermarket (I forget the brand name of it)
Wilson Trap Doors

 

[Birdscribe]

It was a takeoff of Smucker's Jam ("With a Name Like Smucker's, It HAS to be GOOD..."). They had different jam names: "Nose Hair"; "Death Camp"; "Dog Vomit"; "Monkey Pus"; "Painful Rectal Itch"; "Mangled Baby Ducks"; "10,000 Nuns and Orphans All Eaten By Rats"; and the last jam, whose name is so horrible it cannot be spoken on TV.

They'd announce it like "Painful Rectal Itch Jam. With a name like Painful Rectal Itch Jam, it HAS to be good."

The 10,000 Nuns and Orphans Jam was the kicker. The announcer asks "What's wrong with 10,000 Nuns and Orphans" whereupon the reply "They were all eaten by rats," follows.

Coming out of left field and being on one of the first SNL's I ever saw, it was one of the 5 funniest moments I ever saw on that show.

 

[Diabeetus]

Is Schmidt's Gay beer on there?

 

[imjustagirl2]

No, but it's linked above. Try reading the thread.

 

[Boomer7]

What about the parody of the Citibank ads with Roseanne Barr as the ornery call-center worker?

Roseanne: So I say, "Why don't you call home and have somebody wire you the money? Or call your company and tell them the problem? Or, better yet, why don't you take a personal check out of your checkbook, roll it up real tight, and then cram it!"

Customer (Phil Hartman): She gave me several options.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Hahahah I was talking about that one on the phone with BYH two days ago. It's probably my favorite....I forgot to put it on my list. But it's HILARIOUS.

 

[Huggy]

Was Bab's Uvula an ad or a skit? I can't remember. "Bab's Uvula Who?"

 

[Smallpotatoes]

The Vernon Hawley greatest hits album
(John Laroquette as an alcoholic country singer)

 

[sportsgopher]

The Vernon Hawley greatest hits album
(John Laroquette as an alcoholic country singer)

Was Bab's Uvula an ad or a skit? I can't remember. "Bab's Uvula Who?"

I think it was a parody ad.

"It'll behoove ya' to take care of your uvula."

Another really funny one from back in the day, Pre-chewed Charlie's.

Bill Murray chewing up a customer's steak and then spitting it back on the fork.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

My all-time fav:

Did they change the music for that? Could have sworn it was a Van Halen song for the SNL show.

Beautiful Girls.....

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

Citiwide Change Bank

 

[Smallpotatoes]

New Finish
"It's a floor wax!"
"No, it's a desert topping!"
"Floor wax!"
"Desert topping!"

 

[Monday Morning Sportswriter]

It may not be there, but the Morgan Stanely ad from this year (or maybe it was last year) was great.

 

[old_tony]

It was a takeoff of Smucker's Jam ("With a Name Like Smucker's, It HAS to be GOOD..."). They had different jam names: "Nose Hair"; "Death Camp"; "Dog Vomit"; "Monkey Pus"; "Painful Rectal Itch"; "Mangled Baby Ducks"; "10,000 Nuns and Orphans All Eaten By Rats"; and the last jam, whose name is so horrible it cannot be spoken on TV.

They'd announce it like "Painful Rectal Itch Jam. With a name like Painful Rectal Itch Jam, it HAS to be good."

The 10,000 Nuns and Orphans Jam was the kicker. The announcer asks "What's wrong with 10,000 Nuns and Orphans" whereupon the reply "They were all eaten by rats," follows.

Coming out of left field and being on one of the first SNL's I ever saw, it was one of the 5 funniest moments I ever saw on that show.

I can still hear Chevy Chase's "Save your breath, fella. Here's a new jam we've just put out" from that one in my head.

 

[Double Down]

Robots may strike at any time. And when they grab with those metal claws, you can't break free. Because they're made of metal. And robots are strong.

So don't cower under your Afghan any longer. Make a choice. Old Glory Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you. And they will.

 

[Bubbler]

It wasn't very funny besides one line, but there was a commercial for First Alert burgler mannequins. I think there was a talking one that had an animatronic, "I want to put my evil inside you" line that was funny because it sounded so fake.

 

[Monday Morning Sportswriter]

How about Hadley and Wyche, the British toothpaste?

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Did the DVD have Lung Brush? Man, sometimes I wish I had one of those.