SJ.com you-know-what nation gets help from British tabloid re: Oscar noms

[Perry White]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003200001-2007040094_1,00.html (NSFW!)

http://defamer.com/hollywood/helen-mirren/please-hold-your-breast-supporting-actress-jokes-until-the-end-of-the-program-231571.php

The Sun has helpfully spotlighted the best of all five nominated thespians' previous nude work (link NSFW), performances that no doubt impacted this year's Academy-recognized contributions to their craft. While we'll admit that we're not exactly sure what it means when Penelope Cruz's nipples are compared to "a blind cobbler's thumbs" or when front-running sexagenarian monarch/vixen Helen Mirren's breasts are called a "poignant metaphor of a pair of Wombles' noses snuffling at a plate of truffles," we're sure that their peers will be able to find a way to integrate the tabloid's painstaking research into their upcoming deliberative endeavors.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Jesus.... Judy Dench was HOT.

Just watched that the other night. Ian Holm. David Warner and (rowrrrrrr) Diana Rigg, who plays one of the clothed roles.

 

[JR]

FB and I are of a generation who used up boxes of tissues dreaming of Diana Riggs.

 

[slappy4428]

Jesus.... Judy Dench was HOT.

Just watched that the other night. Ian Holm. David Warner and (rowrrrrrr) Diana Rigg, who plays one of the clothed roles.

I do hope Charter has fixed my internets by the time I get home from work to look at this...

 

[Columbo]

Jesus.... Judy Dench was HOT.

Just watched that the other night. Ian Holm. David Warner and (rowrrrrrr) Diana Rigg, who plays one of the clothed roles.

Diana Rigg is in the latest episode of Extras, perhaps the best episode of the series yet.

 

[Double J]

FB and I are of a generation who used up boxes of tissues dreaming of Lillian Gish.

Fixed. ;D

 

[JayFarrar]

Diana Rigg is in the latest episode of Extras, perhaps the best episode of the series yet.

I saw it onDemand. Funny, funny stuff. I nearly peed my pants when Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) asked her if she still had the suit from Avengers.

 

[Angola!]

1. Are Kate Winslet's boobs fake? They sure are sitting up nicely in that picture.
2. The best, easily, is Helen Mirren.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

The mothers of many kittens wept when Diana used to wear that leather suit on The Avengers.

 

[andyouare?]

1. Are Kate Winslet's boobs fake? They sure are sitting up nicely in that picture.
2. The best, easily, is Helen Mirren.

Whether or not they're fake, I'm glad they used that nudie pic, instead of the one from that movie she did with Harvey Keitel (forget the name) where she's naked and urinates on herself. I'm not into that.

 

[westcoastvol]

No way Kate's are aftermarket.

And the new Los Angeles magazine has a nice cover shot of Helen pulling down on the front of her blouse. Rrrrowr!

If you wanna give Helen the ol' One Gun Salute, check out CALIGULA and THE COOK, THE THIEF, THE WIFE AND HIS LOVER.

 

[JR]

No way Kate's are aftermarket.

Funniest thing I read today. Congrats. ;D

 

[GB-Hack]

It's stories like this that make me cringe about journalism in my homeland.

 

[JR]

It's stories like this that make me cringe about journalism in my homeland.

Yeah, but no one does sex scandals better than the Brits. I mean, the Profumo affair--even after forty years--puts the Lewinsky stuff to shame.

I mean, who would have thought John Major was screwing the help?

 

[GB-Hack]

It's stories like this that make me cringe about journalism in my homeland.

Yeah, but no one does sex scandals better than the Brits. I mean, the Profumo affair--even after forty years--puts the Lewinsky stuff to shame.

I mean, who would have thought John Major was screwing the help?

I shagged her baby, oh yes.

 

[JR]

I was a teenager when the Profumo scandal broke. There was a new tawdry tale every day.