**** sj.com gently with a chainsaw...

[Killick]

... it's a "Heathers" sequel, with Winona Ryder and Christian Slater already signed.

http://www.3news.co.nz/News/Winona-Ryder-and-Christian-Slater-set-for-Heathers-sequel/tabid/418/articleID/106834/cat/55/Default.aspx

I love my dead gay son!

 

[RickStain]

****. Yes.

 

[imjustagirl]

****. NO.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

****. NO.

Yeah, I have a feeling the sequel will NOT be so very.

 

[Bubbler]

My middle-aged angst bull**** has a body count doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[RickStain]

****. NO.

Yeah, I have a feeling the sequel will NOT be so very.

You guys suck. This movie will rock.

 

[imjustagirl]

Rick, no one cares what a 40-year-old Veronica is fighting against. PTA mothers?

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Rick, no one cares what a 40-year-old Veronica is fighting against. PTA mothers?

Anti-shoplifting devices.

 

[Bob Cook]

So what beverage will be planted by the body to show the victim was gay? Putting bottled water next to him will only lead to the shocking revelation he was not earth-friendly.

 

[RickStain]

Rick, no one cares what a 40-year-old Veronica is fighting against. PTA mothers?

I care. Deeply.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

This can only suck. I'm sure the main characters will be some beautiful CW kids, with the older generation as a background story. Once again, it can only suck.

 

[andyouare?]

How are they going to explain Christian Slater being alive?! The whole frickin' school blew up.

I don't know. A where-are-they-now kind of thing might be fun. Maybe Martha Dumptruck went on biggest loser competition, the football guys are football coaches now, the heathers are Republicans, Winona Ryder is, uh, still hot.

 

[JayFarrar]

I haven't seen Heathers and have no intention of seeing it.
The sequel is also on the list of movies I won't be seeing.
Have a nice day.

 

[RickStain]

So nobody's coming to my SportsJournalists.com Heathers Night movie opening party? :(

 

[zeke12]

Great sequel, guys, but we gotta motor or we'll be late for book club?

 

[Bob Cook]

The more I think about this sequel, the more I think it should be taken out with Ich Luge bullets.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Rick, no one cares what a 40-year-old Veronica is fighting against. PTA mothers?

Anti-shoplifting devices.

Awesome.

 

[BYH]

I haven't seen Heathers and have no intention of seeing it.
The sequel is also on the list of movies I won't be seeing.
Have a nice day.

It sucks, having to hate you. :D

I agree with the skepticism about the sequel...as andyouare so delicately puts it, how do they explain Jason Dean living? Maybe he's a ghost or some ****. I don't know. I just don't see how this works out.

"Do you want to be a statistic on ****ing USAToday.com?"

"So...when your daughter goes to college, what kind of subjects do you think she'll study?"

"I'd pay Beyonce one million dollars to sit on my face and ride like the Kentucky Derby. She should pay me though."

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

****. NO.

Yeah, I have a feeling the sequel will NOT be so very.

You guys suck. This movie will rock.

Transfer to Twitter. Transfer to MySpace. No one at SportsJournalists.com is going to let you play their reindeer games.



People will look at the ashes of Sportsjournalists.com and say, "Now there's a message board that self-destructed — not because society didn't care, but because the the message board was society." Now that's deep.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

****. NO.

Yeah, I have a feeling the sequel will NOT be so very.

You guys suck. This movie will rock.

No. See also "Slap Shot" and "Caddyshack."