SJ.com caption contest, Part CXVIII

[Chi City 81]

I knew he was blind. Who knew he was deaf, too?

 

[User 1019]

I got nothin.

 

[Precious Roy]

In response to the Mitchell Report and the Trentonian's headline, MLB Commissioner Bud Selig said to reporters, "Roger Clemons took it where?"

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig feigns hearing loss after being asked whether MLB officials were guilty of looking the other way during baseball's so-called "Steroid Era."

Best I could come up with.

 

[ondeadline]

"I always reach for my ear when I'm taking up the butt."

 

[pressboxramblings07]

Put it in my mouth real fast so I can hear it perfectly.

 

[Chef]

I'm sorry....you guys will have to speak up....it's hard to hear behind Pete Rose's deafening laughter.

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

What's that you say, there's a steroid problem in baseball? I had no idea.

 

[BigDog]

Bud Selig, of Milwaukee, Wis., reacts while watching Paul Lo Duca's new porn video entitled, "2 girls, 1 cup."

 

[micropolitan guy]

Thyriod problem? What thyroid problem?

 

[Write-brained]

"Now just the girls ... Let me hear you."

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

Eh Macarena!

 

[fishwrapper]

Bud Selig, the Commissioner of Major League Baseball, strains to hear questions at a news conference over the belly laughs of Pete Rose.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Bud Selig, one of the few men whose left ear is an extremely pleasurable autoerotic zone.

 

[Write-brained]

Bud Selig, one of the few men whose left ear is an extremely pleasurable autoerotic zone.

Wouldn't that make him a ferengi?

 

[The Commish]

You said chicks dig the what?

 

[The Commish]

One more: MLB Commissioner Bud Selig announced today he was looking for a see no evil and speak no evil to go with his hear no evil.

Write-Brained, I think you nailed it.

 

[John]

Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig re-enacts the Fisticuffs sketch from Chappelle's Show during a recent news conference.

"What......uhh.....Turn dem ****s up...... I'm serious *****, I can't hear out my left ear!"

 

[mike311gd]

"I suck."

 

[BYH]

"Two in the pink and one in the where?"