Starman knows his ****.
Two interesting factoids about shuttle launches:
1) At the bottom of the stack is an armoured tank. If, say, the crew has two minutes to get the hell out of Dodge, mid-deck, there is a hatch, and a basket that can be deployed to slide the astronauts, two at a time, down to the tank. Theoretically, they climb in and drive away, the shuttle exploding behind them. There are great pictures of astronauts driving around in this thing, kicking up dirt. Nutso.
2) If, after the boosters are jettisoned, but before the shuttle reaches space, there is a need to evacuate, that same hatch is opened, and a device called "the pole" is deployed. It is, surprisingly enough, an ordinary pole that extends just past the wing. The astonauts are supposed to slide down this pole like firemen, clearing the wing, and opening their parachutes. Everybody knows that this is an impossible scenario. The wind force alone would probably blow the astronauts to bits. But everyone also acknowledges the pole and the possibility of having to use it, just ignoring the fact that if they are asked to, they are done.
Astronauts are ****ing crazy.