Shark attacks champion surfer

[Inky_Wretch]

Mick Fanning was attacked by a shark today during a tournament in South Africa. Somehow, he was uninjured.

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[LongTimeListener]

This should help him get laid, as I'm sure he was struggling in that area.

 

[cyclingwriter2]

If that doesn't win him an Arthur ashe courage award...

 

[SpeedTchr]

If that doesn't win him an Arthur ashe courage award...

Only if the shark bit his balls off...

 

[User 1019]

Bet he needs a new wetsuit.

 

[Ace]

If that doesn't win him an Arthur ashe courage award...

I'd give it to his competitor, Julian Wilson, who paddled over to Fanning to try to help. Plus, Julian would look better in a dress.

 

[Riptide]

Fox’s Brian Kilmeade: Why aren’t we ‘clearing the waters’ of sharks so ocean swimming is safe?

“You would think that they would have a way of clearing the waters before a competition of this level,” he opined. “But I guess they don’t.”

“Sure,” co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck agreed. “If a three-time world champion surfer isn’t safe, who is?”

“The shark should be afraid of him,” she added. “That was a tough punch he gave there.”

Fox’s Brian Kilmeade: Why aren’t we ‘clearing the waters’ of sharks so ocean swimming is safe?

 

[Ace]

If can't clear the Rio Grande of illegal immigrants, how can we clear the ocean of sharks?

 

[Riptide]

If can't clear the Rio Grande of illegal immigrants, how can we clear the ocean of sharks?

This clearly is a job for President Trump.

 

[Spartan Squad]

The comments were idiotic, but this has to be the stupidest among them:

“I think that the most shocking thing is that after you hear about the six attacks in North Carolina, okay, these are just swimmers..."

Six attacks, but it's OK because these are just swimmers? Six people were hurt on the interstate, but it's OK because these are just Camry drivers.

 

[Riptide]

Looks like Ruben found a new home.