Seinfeld's Kruger shoots self in head, survives - bullet was too smooth

[Sea Bass]

He tried to kill himself rather than go through toe amputations. But he lived, then called 911 himself.

http://www.cinemablend.com/pop/Seinfeld-Mr-Kruger-Hospitalized-Failed-Suicide-Attempt-39792.html

 

[poindexter]

I got it.

 

[Moderator1]

He tried to kill himself rather then go through toe amputations. But he lived, then called 911 himself.

http://www.cinemablend.com/pop/Seinfeld-Mr-Kruger-Hospitalized-Failed-Suicide-Attempt-39792.html

rather then??

 

[Sea Bass]

He tried to kill himself rather then go through toe amputations. But he lived, then called 911 himself.

http://www.cinemablend.com/pop/Seinfeld-Mr-Kruger-Hospitalized-Failed-Suicide-Attempt-39792.html

rather then??

Oops.

 

[jr/shotglass]

He also was Francis' military-school superintendent in "Malcolm In The Middle."

 

[Sea Bass]

He also was Francis' military-school superintendent in "Malcolm In The Middle."

You'd think he'd know how to shoot better, then.

 

[Steak Snabler]

I hear The Human Fund is trying to raise money for his medical care.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

The Jerk Store called. They still need him more than heaven does.

 

[93Devil]

It's a Festivus miracle!!!

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Shooting yourself in the head and surviving--that has to be the ultimate Feat of Strength.

Take that Frank Costanza!

 

[txsportsscribe]

He also was Francis' military-school superintendent in "Malcolm In The Middle."

You'd think he'd know how to shoot better, than.

unfixed

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

He also was Francis' military-school superintendent in "Malcolm In The Middle."

I surprised this wasn't mentioned initially in the stories.


Bet his check to the Human Fund bouncing was the last straw.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

I find these kind of shenanigans cruel and tragic.

 

[Chef2]

Who the **** needs their toes anyway?

 

[93Devil]

I heard his company stinks!

 

[Sea Bass]

Surely his obit would have mentioned that he would have never allowed two Cocos.

 

[Gutter]

That's one way to remove the mole. Deli slicer would be another.

 

[Bubbler]

"Desperation is a stinky cologne."

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Steinbrenner dies, Mr. Pitt goes and now this? Good thing Jerry and Kramer never had bosses; they'd be wise to get that life insurance policy updated.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

He couldn't deal with not being able to smooth a silk sheet if he had a hot date with a babe...


I lost my train of thought.